Firstly, using your anus is a fun thing to do. I love feeling interesting textures move thru my rectum. Sometimes I eat nuts to make the experience a bit more sensual. Secondly, there is no need to use toilet paper excessively. Put a hand held shower in your bathtub. Hang ass over the bathtub (one foot on the floor; the other on the wall) and squirt your bung hole until the mess is gone. Use a bit of hand soap to wash until it is squeaky clean. Dry with a towel.
Cheer up. Just like good fun is a joy to experience, a good shit is sensual satisfaction indeed.
IIn that i need to shit all the time?
↑ View this comment's parent
← View full post
Inconvenience mainly. Walking round a supermarket or on a bus.. heavy use of toilet roll haha Maybe i am cursed.
--
Yennifer_Of_Vengerburg
6 years ago
Comment Hidden (
show
)
1
1
-
theGeriatricAnus
6 years ago
Comment Hidden (
show
)
0
0
I'm not a Doctor but I'm sure one could get to the bottom of it 😉
Firstly, using your anus is a fun thing to do. I love feeling interesting textures move thru my rectum. Sometimes I eat nuts to make the experience a bit more sensual. Secondly, there is no need to use toilet paper excessively. Put a hand held shower in your bathtub. Hang ass over the bathtub (one foot on the floor; the other on the wall) and squirt your bung hole until the mess is gone. Use a bit of hand soap to wash until it is squeaky clean. Dry with a towel.
Cheer up. Just like good fun is a joy to experience, a good shit is sensual satisfaction indeed.
--
Anonymous Post Author
6 years ago
Comment Hidden (
show
)
0
0
Ill keep that in mind..