Zombie plan?

THE TRUTH

Most of us won't need a plan for the Zombie Apocalypse...

The name kinda says it all... Apocalypse!

It's statistically likely that:

WE WILL BE THE ZOMBIES!

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| mightymouse |
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Boat, head out to sea. Only safe option.

Well I wouldn't try to reinact a movie, those never end well.

When it's all over, I'm gonna fire up the grill and have myself some zombie steaks.

And that's my plan.

Obviously,

Never panic, death is not the worst that might happen.
Keep firearms handy, but don't use them, unless you must.
Be in a perfect physical shape.
Train to keep calm and focused through hunger and pain.
Never band up with a large group.
Never band up with someone who contributes nothing.

The rest is pure improvisation, I believe that if you go by the rules of the first paragraph -you might have a chance to stick around for a while.

Gasoline? Don't set a zombie on fire for gods sake. Then you got a flaming zombie. 100% unproductive.

Simple. Just follow the rules on Zombieland :D

There is an army base near my house so I'd get there as fast as possible and camp out with them and if shit got hectic they have helicopters and planes so we would fly out to a desert island populate said island wait for the zombies to die of natural causes (if possible) and slowly branch out and reclaim the planet

My plan is to eat all the zombies.

Biggest electric fence around a farm. Has to have a water source near by so I can do something for drinking water, plumbing, and irrigation of crops. Land mines on interior or electric fence just in case the zombies get smart enough to dig under. Best weapon would have to go atop the house and it has to be a .50cal machine gun. Anyone think stun guns or a taser would do anything to a zombie?

There are so many posts about this on IIN that I'm starting to worry that people think zombies are as prevalent as humans or air or other stuff. I don't know who to tell. Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy were made up. Zombies are kind of the same. I know it's weird but zombies are only in films. People on IIN don't have relatives who are zombies. Or, if they do, they never admit to it.

Everyone seems to have a thing for zombies.

Personally, I have no plan but if it were to happen, we would probably get into our cars (we both drive massive V8's encased in metal, hubby has a '64 wagon and I have a '95 T-bird) and we will head to my uncle's Pawn Shop where he has around 1000 guns, his employees are, for the most of them, trained to handle most of those firearms very well, and, what my uncle estimates to be an EXTREMELY safe security system (complimented by cement structure and steel security bars) and what he estimates as enough ammo to knock off most of the city of San Diego's inhabitants as well as a decent amount of supplies and a few lifted trucks.

We're good.

My plan is me sitting in a restaurant with the shutters down and eating tons of food.

My plan involves packing up in and fortifying a local school with my friends,family, and weapons. I have even studied survival training. Now I am writing a book on what they should do if this happens and I am no longer living. After all they are my main concern.

Seems to be lately, I really don't get it.

Of course i have a zombie plan! And unlike the movies id never allow anyone to come with me thats injured, fuck em, no old people or douche bags either. Lol

normal. my plan is to gather supplies, as much as possible, maybe pick up a farmer too. gather a few friends and allies. get a decent size, but not too too big boat. find an island far away, but not too too far away, close enough that we could make a trip for more supplies, far enough that the zombies can't easily reach us. then survive there the rest of our lives. <3

I would stick around my friends and try to get a weapon to defend myself end my friends

I don't really have whole plan but I know what I'd do if Zombie Apocalypse started