Your soundtrack choices....

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This is it, you're getting implanted with a little chip that will emit your soundtrack to people within close enough range to you into their implanted miniature earpieces.

It works by measuring your balance, stress levels and other body and brain signals in order to pick the appropriate tune for the moment, actions and mood. Yes, it can be turned off, but since you were among the lucky few chosen to get this for free, you pay us back by having to run it for a minimum of 6 hours a day. We're giving out far more earpieces than microchips. You should consider yourself lucky!!

These are the only sound choices available, unfortunately, since the company is in it's infancy and we don't have the funds yet to secure better material.

Trombone Sounds 4
Sanford and Son (music, laugh track and some Fred quotes) 3
Silent Movie Piano Player 20
Woodland Critters (chirping,singing,howling, you know..) 16
Seinfeld (music,laugh track and some quotes from show) 11
Kenny G 2
Barbershop Quartet 7
Saved By The Bell (music, laugh track and various quotes) 4
Opinionated Black Woman (mm hmm,DAMN!,O dat's nasty, etc) 12
Howard Cosell 0
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  • Imposturously_yours
    11 years ago

    Woodland critters :) very Zen-ish.

    Although mostly my real life sountrack is blasting metal.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    It's a Jr. Mint!

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    Helter Skelter

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Honestly, I wouldn't feel lucky to have a chip put in my head. My hearing already drives me crazy. But if I were to emit a sound, it would be the sound of critters. And they might be playing in the water.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    This is crazy! It made me laugh, though. I'm torn between the piano player from a silent movie, the barbershop quartet, and the woodland sounds.

    If I choose just one, can I get the addresses of people with the other two, and can we swap periodically?

    If I can't do that, then I choose... arrgh! It's too difficult. Okay, silent movie piano player.

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  • EndlessSuffering
    11 years ago

    Them niggas better get me my sandwich!

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    I already have the black woman in my head.

    She says what no one else will dare to say.

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  • Hugh*Janus
    9 years ago

    This is the best post ever on the whole internet. Goodnight.

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  • sheilarae1987
    11 years ago

    lmfao @ the option of opinionated Black Woman...wtf lolz...I automatically thought of Monique...then Oprah in the 80's.

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    Suicide.

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  • AbnormallyAwesome
    11 years ago

    I want the barbershop quartet from cyanide and happiness.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Seinfeld, heeeellllllll yeah!

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  • awesometodd
    11 years ago

    I already have the sanford and son theme in my head a ton. Da da dada... da da dada da da da....

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    • Legion
      11 years ago

      Sanford and son FTW.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Since I'm pretty much a sitcom anyways, I went with Saved By the Bell.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    I'm torn between woodland creatures and opinionated black woman.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    I have to stick with the list, huh. Fine. Critters or Seinfeld.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    The trombone because i am a deep and complex humans :P

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      Lies. You're high pitched and squawky, steven seagull. Muahahaha

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      • Terence_the_viking
        11 years ago

        thanks that really made me laugh

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