Your new life as a hobo...

If you somehow became a homeless person, how would you continue to lead your life?

Run your own shop that sells: grass, used bins and stolen car tyres... 11
Threaten people with your street made branch knife to give money... 11
Sing out in the public to earn money whilst disrupting public peace... 14
Steal someones occupied wheelchair and attempt to sell it... 7
The last resort... get high on drugs... 13
Other (add comment) 12
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Comments ( 22 )
  • Violet_Heart

    I'd be an awesome bum! lol Get all my camping gear and with nothing else to do.. hitchhike across the states and continent x3

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  • A_Slice_of_Life

    Panhandle.

    It's amazing how much people can make in a day by just standing on a corner with some sob story sign.

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  • That_Guy_From_The_Party

    If you have the money to buy drugs than you have the money to rent an apartment....

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  • joybird

    I can't sing but I'm sure people would throw coins at me to shut up ;o)

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    • Violet_Heart

      good plan! lol

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  • I'd start eating all the Canada geese at the park. There's too many of them anyway.

    A lot of homeless people in my city move to the bush (wilderness) for the summer and camp. Seems like a good idea.

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    • Miss_Anthrope

      As humans have overpopulated the planet and there are extra, redundant humans everywhere, I'll have you for lunch. At least the geese serve a biological and ecological niche - you cannot say the same for yourself as a Homo sapien.

      Besides, according to the Marquesas islanders, humans do taste very good (they practiced cannabalism on prisoners of war), much like pork is said to taste.

      You're very willing to kill another species because YOU think there are "too many." How does it feel to be reminded that YOUR species numbers too many, and that you should be subject to the same casual rules you would arbitrarily subject others to?

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      • This is a poll about homelessness, not rants for vegetarianism.

        Besides, I am neither homeless, nor do I eat Canada geese. In fact, I eat a mostly vegetarian diet anyway.

        Maybe you should save your misplaced preachy rants for a more appropriate audience because I think you do have a point, you're just wasting it on the wrong person.

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        • Miss_Anthrope

          Mmmm...no. If you have to backpedal now and make claims that contradict what you *actually* posted, then don't expect me to take you or your post seriously now. Perhaps you should be more careful posting in the future and not be so quick to slam the retort key to just to have a comeback.

          PS - I've been vegan for 23 years, so my "money" actually is where my mouth is.

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          • I'm not back-peddling you fool. I don't actually give a fuck if you take me seriously or not. My point was, that you are wasting your rant on the wrong person. I'm not going to change the way I post so that pussies like you don't get offended. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to point out the obvious to people with your shitty attitude.

            Did you even read what the original post was about... this isn't a competition, you know.

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            • Miss_Anthrope

              Yes, you are. Denying is up to you, but it doesn't change what you posted. Keep your 'fool' ad hominem insults to yourself, I'm not interested.

              I never said that posting here *was* a competition, but if you want an award for being rude and using vulgarities, I'll give you one.

              My earlier statement stands.

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  • Yumazing

    Piss in as many fountains as I can.

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  • KickTheDog

    rolling on the floor for very long

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  • TheAnarkyOfLife

    I'd be singing away!
    'Nothin beats the hobo life!
    Stabbin folks with my hobo knife!'

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  • Thebigbang_X

    i'd prostitute.

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    • iin2want2know

      Who doesn't love a homeless ho

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  • whitesheep

    i'd get a job

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  • Dulse.

    I think if I was homeless, I would go live in the wilderness. Like, just out in the forest where I would gather raw edibles in the summer, and hunt for meat in winter, and maybe eventually I would build a small log cabin.

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  • kittenlittle

    I used to be homeless, its not all that bad depending on what state of mind you have and where you are. I was able to be employed while homeless, i just used someone else address. It was cool because I could spend all my money on pot and nice clothes instead of rent and utilities. As for showers, depending on where you are, you can just walk into camp grounds or rec centers and use there showers. I washed my clothes in a brook and sometimes bathed in it.

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  • Orangepeelx

    Go to my families house... :) im always welcome there! :D if not id sing for £ :)

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  • VsegdaTemnata

    Go to a homeless shelter.

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

    Salvage a drum kit (preferably my own?) and KICK OUT THE JAMS, try for cash.

    Or move to a rural area and live off the land for an undetermined amount of time.

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