You walk into a coffee shop and notice someones on is it normal what do you do?

Fourth answer pretend they have Gold and could see the question.

Walk up to them and say, "Hey, I use that website too!" 18
Sit behind them and try to figure out who they are. 31
Log onto IIN, find them and message them saying "I'm watching you." 61
Ask IIN a ? pertaining to this situation and see if they notice. 12
Sit right next to them and log onto IIN. (heh heh) 10
Nothing 55
Other 4
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Comments ( 69 )
  • NeuroNeptunian

    I'd ask them "Is it normal to have a threesome with my wife and her best friend?"

    If they don't get the joke, I'll walk away.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      LOL

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  • Faceless

    I would break whatever device theyre using to browse this website then challenge them to a knife fight in a bus shack.

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    • disthing

      It's really the only rational response!

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  • thanksforthefreecar

    Nothing they're probably trolls.

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  • dom180

    Probably nothing because I'm terrible at approaching people, but I'd regret not saying "hi" to the person. I hope I'd announce myself to them though, and have a nice conversation.

    Slightly related: I saw someone post a page from this website on Facebook before. Just a random acquaintance from school, posting a link to an IIN story on another random acquaintance's wall. The story they shared had one of my comments on it. It freaked me out a bit. The person who shared the link could have been an avid IINer for all I know. I didn't talk to them about IIN because talking about a website like this in real life brings a certain level of awkwardness. That and, as I already mentioned, I'm terrible at approaching people.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I'd smirk slyly as I glanced over their shoulder to see who it was. What happened from their totally depends on who it is. Oohh it could get interesting. Or bloody. Or indifferent. Or crazy. Or eatin a piece of moist lemon poppy deliciosity together sharin a fuckin amaretto iced latte...extra shot..beotch.

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

    I'd say, "Hi! I'm Randompopcorn! Off of IIN! Who are you?"

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    • iin2want2know

      Nothing beats the straight forward approach I always say. They probably would recognize your user name because you are all up in IIN. I would be honored if you came up to me...you're practically a celebrity.

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      • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

        Awww! Thank you!

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    • dappled

      I would love it if someone said that to me. In fact, I live for it.

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      • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

        If you was like "hi! I'm dappeld!" I'd be like "omg HI! *hug*" lol.

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        • I'd buy the little bag of popcorn they sell there and offer it to you saying, "Popcorn Ms. Poppy?"

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        • Steve92

          Yeah, we meet up in the coffee shop and hug each other. We got one thing in common Princess, we both love coffee!

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      • I would take out my Kindle and bring up a book, find a page with the word 'dapple(d)', walk up to you and ask you "Excuse me, do you know how to pronounce this word?" *points*

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        • dappled

          And I would say "Kindle". :P

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      • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

        Awwwww same thing for you dap [=

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  • i would bitch-slap them with my penis

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  • Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World

    I would try to figure out who they are, and then make him/her think that I'm a stalker.

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  • Shackleford96

    I would stalk them until I figured out which user they were.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Assume it's ItDuz. I don't know. For some reason, everytime I think I'm going to meet someone from this website in person, I always think it will be ItDuz.

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    • Wishful thinking or fearful caution?

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      • KeddersPrincess

        Neither. Just wondering how you are in real life. :)

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    • OswaldCobblepot

      I'm so sorry.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Walk out of the coffee shop and realise i don't drink coffee so i have no business being in here.

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    • They have cakes, do you like cakes?

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      • Terence_the_viking

        No i don't like cakes and certainly not from a coffee shop the smell of coffee makes me feel crazy.

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  • MissyLeyneous

    Other, coffee-shops are retarded. I wonder if they have free WiFi at Huddle House... xD

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  • usehername28

    I'd look at him/her and say, dude, gross, that's NOT normal.

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    • iin2want2know

      Sure it is, everybody does it :-P

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  • bananaface

    Hmm, I'm not sure actually. I'd be really tempted to introduce myself, but I'm not sure if I would. Depends on how approachable they look. I'd be really curious to know who it is and if they're a regular. I'm really not sure what I'd do if this were to happen, though. Interesting question!

    Did this happen to you and you decided to go with the fourth option:P?

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    • Squambly+

      Whenever I read your username I read it in a british accent. I dont know why, Im not even british...

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      • bananaface

        Ha, aww, that's cute.

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    • I go to Starbucks a lot and I always think about this so finally decided to ask what people would do.

      I wouldn't mind someone coming up to me asking, people always come up to me and asked me questions like, "What are you studying?"

      I think it would be hilarious (and awesome) if a regular came up to me or vice versa. Even just someone who comes to the site. :)

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      • bananaface

        I'd like it if that happened to me too. Although, to be honest, they'd probably regret it. I have a feeling I'd get really excited by meeting another user (especially if I know them) and I'd probably start giggling and making squealy noises and all that other stuff I do when I'm really excited.:/ I'd probably scare them away:P.

        Although, I just realised that this scenario wouldn't really happen to me. I know it wouldn't anyway, because I don't know any other users from where I'm from, but even then, I'm never in coffee shops. And I rarely go shopping alone, for some reason. Oh well, you've all been spared from potentially meeting me!:P Even though the chances of this ever happening are ridiculously slim anyway.

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        • *goes door to door in your town selling girl scout cookies with IIN pin on shirt*

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          • bananaface

            Hehe, it would take you ages to get to where I am anyway. Although, if the cookies are very good (or if you sell apple pie), then I might end up finding my way to you:P.

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      • yeah i've thought of this too

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  • "Woah! That's an interesting looking site. Can I see what you're working on there?"

    Or else impersonate one of the other IIN posters and act like a complete jerk.

    Hehehehehe :)

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  • cigs

    like i said above

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  • ucipher8

    Sit behind them and try to figure out who they are. LOL

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  • anti-hero

    Pour coffee on them then steal their wallet.

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  • Avant-Garde

    It depends on who they are. If it was someone I like I'd either get over my nervousness and introduce myself or I'd let it consume me and wait to tell them on here.

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  • it would depend who it is , if its neredowell see if he's packing heat, dappled kiss him on the cheek , a woman hater childishly rub the side of my nose with my middle finger , sit down with crazy dirtybirdy and laugh or maybe just introduce myself if they look approachable

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  • "IIN I want to bend you over this coffee shop table?"

    -User turns around-
    Me: HOLY SHIT!

    Shuggy-Chan: Problem? -Troll face-

    In all seriousness, I would just figure out who they are. I would probably buy them a coffee and greet them.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Hahaha! I laughed at that. It'd be nice to meet you, Duz.

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      • Steve92

        So you are going to avoid me, are you Princess? Well, if thats what you want, go ahead. But I will still watch over you, as your: Guardian Angel!

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    • I literally laughed out loud at this. I'd imagine things would get pretty weird, frisky weird. Enough to ask a true IIN question.

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  • Sensate

    If that person would look like potential dating material i'd certainly go up to her. Usualy I wouldnt have a clue how to start a conversation with some random stranger. But in this case it would make for one epic opening line. So I would most definetly ask some kind of IIN question to start off with.

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  • I would ask them to buy me gold

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  • charli.m

    I'd be way too shy to say hello. But it would probably kill me trying to find out who they were. And I'd probably creep them out by staring at them.

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  • howaminotmyself

    I'd say "hey, do you come here often?"

    Actually, I'd probably stare at them until they noticed. Then I'd apologize for being weird and explain myself. Maybe try to slyly slip in the question, "how am I not myself?" And see if they notice.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Haha.

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  • Dot123

    I'd greet the fellow IINer.

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  • walk up to them and say hay i use that website too
    now i know who you are

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  • Anime7

    Look over there shoulder see who they are. If I know them, I'd talk to them, if not I'd probably still talk to them.

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  • NothingxCrazy

    I'd probably be the creepy person to stare until they recognize me first. I've never been in a situation like that, though, so I'm not sure if I'd walk up to them, in any instance, or not.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    I think I would do the first option.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    I am watching you. LOL

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  • yesnomaybeso

    I'd try to sit behind them and look at their username, and then stalk their answers (and maybe questions?). If they logged on facebook I'd try to stalk them too and bookmark it... just in case 0:-)

    (it could be useful someday...)

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    • iin2want2know

      Stalking is a lost art but it looks like you have it down pat

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    I'd love for that to happen.
    But I am always cautious about using IIN in public, in case someone uses IIN and glances at my screen and realises who I am!

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  • NotFloydzie

    I'd wonder who they are, but besides that I wouldn't do anything else. Although I would like to go up to them and say "Hi, I'm Floydzie" and smile. But I wouldn't like someone to feel as if I intruded their privacy.

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  • DolphinAngel

    If she was hot I'd rape her ;D

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    • Energy

      She'd probably rape you with a strap on. :')

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      • Avant-Garde

        It's good to see that you are back!

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        • Energy

          Thanks!

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      • DolphinAngel

        Would be hot... especially if it was Floydzie ;D

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    • Avant-Garde

      Dolphin doesn't like to be left in the corner.

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