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One day, you discover that you are of royal blood and in-line to the throne. How would this discovery make you feel?
| Shocked | 26 | |
| I wouldn't give a damn. | 15 | |
| Happy | 29 | |
| Melancholy | 5 | |
| Angered | 1 | |
| Neutral | 16 | |
| other | 9 |
Give me my castle! Where are my wenches and house maidens? Need.. More... ALE!!!
I cut myself to see if I bleed royal blue, of course. Then I get saddened, because I realize this is not so. Then I eat a sandwich.
Remember in the movie King Ralph with John Goodman, this happened to him.
Also I'm really Queen Elizabeth II of England. I disguise myself as a giant fat man with large breasts because you can never be too careful, the throne has enemies everywhere.
Surprised and maybe a bit angry.
If in modern times:
I want my castle and my harem of pretty dancers! And a custom Mercedes AMG, or ten! Then I would sell my castle and move someplace else with all my treasure, money, cars and pretty ladies.
Someplace warm, like Greece, Italy, or Spain.
If in the past:
Still, get castle and pretty women. A 20-horse, gold-plated carriage, get a cool ship and go for a trip around the world. Maybe get a pet dragon. XD
I'd probably try giving the crown to someone that I could truly trust to run my country well and sufficiently. As for myself however, I think that being a queen would be too much responsibility for me and I'm honestly better off just being a regular person. Besides, even if I wanted to be royalty, I'd always have to worry about being slain or have my people rebel against me. Not that I'm a bad person but because a few of the things I stand for may be a bit unorthodox and controversial to the vast majority.
It's make me feel like everyone else who doesn't do their research properly and leaps at anything just because it sounds spiffy.
Oh honey, dress me all up in purple and lace and call me your highness, you sthilly thing you.
Wouldn't surprise me with the people that have been in my family.
But I'd sit on the iron thrown while playing the Rains of Castamere...I mean, who wouldn't?
One question: which country am I ruling over? I'm fine with England, but I don't want a backwards country like Thailand. (Asking because my country doesn't have a king-though it does have a long line of shitty presidents.)
I'd go on a royal vacation to a Caribbean mansion to fuck an American porn star. Probably stay there indefinitely.
Id see what perks I could get away with. Like move to a certain area where i KNEW my kind were treated well, and then claim all i can. hey you only live once so why not see what you can live up to.