You're out of toilet paper; what would you do in this situation?

So, you poop in a public stall when you suddenly realize there is no toilet paper, what do you do?

Put on my pants and deal with it. 4
Ha! I would never go into a stall without checking for TP first. 19
Steal from the next available stall when nobody's wathcing. 4
Call a friend to pass some wipes under the door. 2
I never wipe in the first place, so this wouldn't bother me. 1
Wipe with my hands. 0
Use the spare wipes I always carry around with me. 3
Other... 10
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Comments ( 16 )
  • RinTin

    This has happened to me and I've used the toilet seat covers. Then I'd go into another stall with TP. If they didn't have the covers I would put my pants on and wobble over to the next stall.

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  • chubbawubba69

    Use my socks.

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    • IrishPotato

      And put them back on?

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      • chubbawubba69

        Definitely not.

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    • NoraBaker

      Hey! You stole my answer! I mean... I'd use YOUR socks too then. ;)

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      Genius!

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    • dinz

      you know that is a great suggestion!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Carry (tissues or napkins) with you. Or, do what I do, and never use PTs especially, for BMs!

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  • noodle76

    i bring my cat with me

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  • I_love_to_poo_in_my_pants

    Ill just bring wipes but if i dont, i shit in my pants

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  • drugsrbadmkay

    Other - Use the cat. Oh wait, public restroom. Are there any cats in there?

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  • DOBBYHOUSEELF

    I carry a back pack there is usually tp in there I have been know to wipe it off with my hands and wash them in the toilet and then several times at the sink. Sometime you need that toilet now paper or not!

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  • nobodyspecial

    I never use a toilet without checking for TP first, got caught without paper once, wont happen again!!

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  • lylythinksshesgay

    I would start crying lol ^.*

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  • coffeebreath

    I always carry tissues in my bag, so that wouldn't be a problem.

    If I ran out of tissues, I'd have no choice but to call out to someone else in the toilets to ask if they'd pass me some TP.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    if there's someone else there i'd ask for tp.
    if not then i'd get it from the next stall after flushing

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