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You will be given 1 trillion dollars. However, you will never be able to have sex again, look at pornography, masturbate, or be in a romantic relationship. Deal or no deal? You'll be twice as rich as Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk combined.
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| No deal. | 8 |
Jokes on you motherfucker, I’m asexual and wank 3 times a year. When can I expect your transfer?
I could fix the world with that amount of money, so ethically I'd have to take up that offer.
Does masturbation count? Im leaning asexual now, but still masturbate... guess I could cut that out for financial stability.
Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction, not a lack of feeling in the genitals. Some asexuals masterbate they just don’t imagine people as they do it.
Maybe asexual wasnt the right term. I dont like labels because there are too many and blah blah blah...
What I meant in my original comment is that I am Horny AF and masturbate to people, but get no sexual gratification from penetrative sex
No. I like sex. And if I had that kind of money I'd be able to have all the crazy sex I want not needing to worry about work. Bit under those terms I wouldn't be able to. Na f that
Hell yea. This describes the plight of the majority of married men. Mot much sex after marriage. Might as well make it profitable.
now way no how, part of being that rich is to enjoy it. not be frustrated and angry all the time. imagine how angry the world would be if no one ever got their rocks off.
In the famous words of Joey from Yu-Gi-Oh abridged: "Screw the rules, I have money!"
I take it. With this money I can do whatever I want including breaking the rule and having sex.
sex makes the world go around. Everything I ever did was subconsciously for sex. Sports, working out, jobs I worked hard at to have more money than others dudes my age.
I sometimes get bummed out that I am getting older and I am not going to have the youth for long to be having sex with girls in their 20s. I have too big of an ego to be the old creepy guy going after the young girls at the bar. So I gotta get it out of my system in the next few years.
And btw no I would not take the money
Can I convert that trillion dollars to a bank account? Dont wanna be crushed by tons of bills.
If I was 90 and SO had already passed. No problem I could do a lot in the few years I have, and the kids could get spoiled but hopefully learn enough to continue to do good stuff.