You have $100 to spend at a sex shop

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What do you use your money to purchase and why?

Porn Movies 12
Lingerie/clothing 12
Dildos 6
Vibrators 20
Anal Toys 18
Bondage Accessories 15
Other..please explain 9
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  • MisterPapaya
    9 years ago | pl

    $100 won't get you much at a sex shop.

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    • Riddler
      8 years ago

      Probably not.

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    Batteries

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    • shuggy-chan
      8 years ago

      I'd just buy alot of Lube, then cover floors and doorknobs with it, to prank people

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      That's a lot of batteries, you expecting the zombie apocalypse anytime soon?

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  • Thexoutcast
    9 years ago

    Vibrators are the only thing that get me off

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    • Angelmikeal0
      8 years ago

      i disagree my tongue and fingers alone should make you pass out with pleasure now think what my dick would do?

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  • iEatZombies_
    8 years ago

    I'd thank Uncle Jim for the Christmas gift, complain to my fiance that my family doesn't know me at all, and then sell the gift card online for real cash.

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    • Riddler
      8 years ago

      How do you know its a gift card?

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      • iEatZombies_
        8 years ago

        There's no other way I'd assume it was for a sex shop, of course. And if somebody told me I could only use it at a sex shop, I wouldn't accept it because well, that's fucked up.

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        • RainbowDischarge
          8 years ago

          Lmao. I just imagined a scenario of a relative gifting cash to someone explaining that they can only use it for sex toys. Fucked up indeed.

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          • iEatZombies_
            8 years ago

            That was the image I was going for. X}

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        • green_boogers
          8 years ago

          Awww come on, sweetie. Not even a cute little dildo for the next time your boyfriend is on a business trip?

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        • Riddler
          8 years ago

          What if the card said it was for a Sex shop?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I'd buy the cheapest women's and men's vibrators and sell them on eBay for a higher price.

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    • Jweezee
      9 years ago

      Pretested....ya know, for quality control.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        Yep. They'd be inserted into different varieties of cake batter to stir them into the right consistency for baking.

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        • Jweezee
          9 years ago | pl

          Yeah, probably a lot of pound cakes and Boston cream pie. Maybe stir a few muffins too.

          Jesus Christ. I'm a little disgusted with myself that I come up with this garbage so easily.

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            9 years ago

            Don't forget the buns.

            No need to feel disgusted. Embrace your inner weird. :)

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  • Gspyder
    9 years ago

    A fleshlight, a larger dildo, a vibrater, and a butt plug if I had any money left

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    only thang i ever bought at a sex shop is whipped cream chargers

    harmless wasta an afternoon with a headache to follow

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    I would get suction shower handles for good shower sex.

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  • LizardSkin
    8 years ago

    Put the money back in my wallet and wonder how I woke up in a sex shop.

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  • Shackleford96
    8 years ago

    Probably a flesh light and a dildo for her.

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    • anti-hero
      8 years ago

      Her? You have a lady friend? Or getting a jump start on mother's day shopping?

      Sorry, I know i'm a bastard.

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      • Shackleford96
        8 years ago

        Ahahah!

        Yes, I do have a lady friend now. We've been dating for exactly one year tomorrow :)

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        • anti-hero
          8 years ago

          Congrats Dale!!!

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          • Shackleford96
            8 years ago

            Thanks man!

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  • VSpnklvr
    9 years ago

    Some anal toys....maybe a new butt plug or two and I'd like to try a little bondage one day so maybe some bondage rope and a ball gag.

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  • Mytwin295
    9 years ago

    Can we change the dollar sign to a pound sign because what I want is $200 and exchanging 100 pounds will equal roughly $200

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    • anti-hero
      9 years ago

      Your conversion is way off. As of today 100 quid is 149 bucks.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Oh alright I guess we can make an exception, but what is it that you want that costs $200 a gold covered dildo?

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      • Mytwin295
        9 years ago

        Its a full body custom fitted latex suit with detachable latex gloves and socks.
        The standard thickness comes in around $160-80 but I want it to be a little bit thicker rounding it off around $200.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          Like one covering your head/face or one that stops at the neck?

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          • Mytwin295
            9 years ago

            One that stops at the neck so I have the option of hood/no hood.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              8 years ago

              So now that you got your suit (figuratively speaking) what do you do with it. Isn't a pain to get off when it's your time to be pleasured?

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        • Mytwin295
          9 years ago

          It would be like a second skin ;)

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          • chained_rage
            8 years ago

            Or a really creepy biker outfit :D

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            • Mytwin295
              8 years ago

              :O then it would really become a second skin!

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          • VinnyB
            9 years ago

            The current exchange rate is 1.49 so you only have $149 to work with. You should start a go fund me page to raise the rest.

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            • Mytwin295
              9 years ago

              :O it changed a lot since last august (when I was in the UK).

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            • anti-hero
              9 years ago

              Fucking A you beat me by 5 mins and didn't see until after I posted. Get out of my mind bizzaro-me!

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      • Riddler
        8 years ago

        Spend 20 on a nice collar and leave pocketing the rest of the money. Seriously why would I waste so much money on sex toys and apparel? That is such a waist. Maybe a tail to tie around my waste with a belt as well.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          You can do what ever you want with it. Some people have said that $100 wouldn't be enough. If everyone chose to spend it the same way then we wouldn't be living in a very interesting world.

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          • Riddler
            8 years ago

            I just dont see why it has to be a sex shop, I mean why not something like a candy shop? or a somewhere like Frys or best buy, or for work clothes?

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              8 years ago

              Because honestly sex is way more interesting. If you wanna hear what everyone would spend their $100 at Frys then go for it and start up your poll. I'd bet the sex questions/polls are some of the most popular on this site.

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