You are the supreme leader

You are the sole ruler of a powerful nation. How will the people see you? There will be no challenge to your power, which is absolute. The military is your loyal servant, and, if you wish it, the media can be under your control. What kind of leader are you?

My cats are the true leaders. 6
The wretched masses shall fear my name. 8
Hedonism will be the law of the land; anything else would be a waste. 5
I will be a beloved monarch who strives for harmony and prosperity. 30
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Comments ( 13 )
  • Anewbis

    Same thing we do everyday Pinky.

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    • FeralDefiance

      ^This guy wins.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Cats are so much better than people, we are not worthy of their greatness!

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    • RandyRascal

      Meow.

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  • SirChazwickEsquire

    Genital warts is all i have foo say.

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    • Frozen and removed, and then we've got our currency.

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  • dytrog

    would be a DICK tator. No one could get married until I tried the bride to be first. If she was ugly she could just suck me.

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    • Or perhaps a dick tater. All must sample the royal potato or be put to death.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    To be honest, I wouldn't make a great leader. I'd probably make a mandatory chocolate break everyday which would probably make the nation go bankrupt.

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  • First option.

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  • Idiots

    Read "The Prince" by some Italian writer that existed at some time. I can't remember.

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    • FeralDefiance

      Yup, Niccolò Machiavelli. It's been on my book bucket list for a while now.

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      • Truly the greatest book on politics ever written.

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