Yogurt fetish?

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ok guys. i like shape of yoplait containers, their shape isso nice, better than hourglass shape of woman. so i want to get experimental okay. hear me out okay, i not weird, i normal. so i decide one day that i want strawberry yogurt. so i go to store and found one. it had nice texture. so i decide to unzip my pants. they fell to floor and i whipped. not the dance, i whipped out my ding dong in middle of store and i stuck it through the foil and it was nice and moist. it was very smooth. lady came up to me and told me to stop, but i asked if she wanted some. she said no and ran. i got sad and ran with yogurt all over my dick.is it normal guys help? this is great experiment, i just need opinion. it be normal if more people try?

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    Does it specifically have to be strawberry or do you like other flavours as well?

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  • th8tguy69
    6 years ago

    You are probably a sick person of Arab descent arent you? You disgust me.

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  • Whatintarnation
    6 years ago

    Seems perfectly normal to me. People screw yogurt and chase confused women around the store all the time.

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    • Alichael
      6 years ago

      Your name is exactly my reaction to this post. I'm with you on that obvious sarcasm to the op's sick and twisted post. He's either a total perverted creep in desperate need of help, or a troll making this whole post up for laughs. I hope to God it's the latter and that he's not really that kind of freak he said to be in his post.

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      • Whatintarnation
        6 years ago

        I vote troll. But I've been wrong before.

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  • OwOWhatsThis
    6 years ago

    Tbh yogurt is pretty sexy

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  • odilo_globotnik
    6 years ago

    Stick your dick in a wood chipper.

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    • [Old Memory]
      6 years ago

      Sadistic troll? You told someone else to shove hedge clippers up his ass.

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      • odilo_globotnik
        6 years ago

        Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Those that cannot keep quiet about their pervy behavior get the insults that they deserve.

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        • [Old Memory]
          6 years ago

          You've kind of been had. The post I was referring to was created by me, but I'm a girl, so it was a troll post.

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          • odilo_globotnik
            6 years ago

            There are other perverts here besides you. And anyone can claim anything online. Have fun with those hedge clippers, hahahaha.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    6 years ago

    i just uses a spoon

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