Would you rather have sex and die young, or have no sex and live long?

Would you rather have all the sex you desire and die young, or have no sex at all and live long?

Have all sex I want and die young 67
Have no sex at all and live long 58
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  • Kin

    Sex is overated..!

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    • thegypsysailor

      Obviously, you have yet to have a great sexual experience. (or any?)

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      • RanOutOfKarmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

        Just as you have yet to have a great sexual experience with a man. As according to you, you can't know your own desires unless you do something you have no desire for.

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        • strangethingshappen

          I love how spot on this question is!

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          • RanOutOfKarmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

            Thanks, glad someone gets it. This is about the 3rd or 4th time I've asked him that question lol. He thinks "have sex" is the answer to just about anything, but not everyone is so simple.

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        • thegypsysailor

          Why is it everybody on this site loves to compare apples and oranges?

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          • RanOutOfKarmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

            Why do you always get mad and downvote people? The downvote is for people who are too childish/inept to argue their side of things.

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            • thegypsysailor

              What makes you think I got mad and down voted anyone? Why are you so obsessed with gay sex? Are you gay or just terrified that you may be?

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          • AlmightyGawd

            You bravely sail the seven basements on your toy boat with your imaginary wife.

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  • CardTsar

    Sex isn't everything.

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  • answerme

    As long as I got a hand, lotion, a computer and internet I'm fine

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  • flyingnostalgia

    No sex and die young.

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    • AlmightyGawd

      You have absolutely no friends and are still a virgin at 25.

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  • Fresh

    SEX, fuck long life who wants to live long as a virgin.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Oh die young, I went 22 years without sex fuck that shit, and I don't want to get old, the idea of experiencing my body degrade and slow down terrifies me

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    • LittleGirlHeartlesslySodomized

      How do you go 22 years without sex? Are you male or female? I would have blow my head off. That's sucks

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      • Anonymous-Poll-Creator

        He means that he lost his virginity at 22, so many of those would have been pretty easy as a lot of 6 year olds go without sex.

        But it's not a big deal even as an adult. Look at the sailor, he went 19 years of his adult life without sharing the kind of love making only an older more experienced lover with a Viagra prescription can provide. And now he sails the Caribbean from his mother's basement with a sexy younger wife 42 years his junior. So it can all work out in the end.

        He talks about his sexless 19 yers here

        http://isitnormal.com/story/why-is-it-so-hard-to-be-alone-196965/comment-1988125

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        • LittleGirlHeartlesslySodomized

          Yeah, eh. Makes since mathematically, the guy is an attention whore but every once in a while makes a good point. So I guess we are to assume kingofcarrotflowers is gypsysailor and yall like trolling the fuck out of him, fair enough. I'm glad it being done.

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          • Anonymous-Poll-Creator

            Not really sure what you are talking about as your comment is all over the place. But there is no was the sailor and kingofcarrotflowers are the same person. And the sailor makes it pretty clear he enjoys being trolled, but I would never troll carrotflowers, he is far too nice and far too uninteresting.

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            • LittleGirlHeartlesslySodomized

              Kind of like how you tried to troll me here...

              http://isitnormal.com/story/iin-to-build-a-church-there-216326/comment-2181314

              ...not very interesting

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Nah im a guy, I suffered from crippling social anxiety, I had several opportunities from casual sex to relationships but I backed out of all of them until I started getting my shit together, after 22 long years haha

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  • davesumba

    It's kind of funny you say that. After I decided to give my life to Christ, the Holy Spirit let me know full well that fornication is wrong, and I can understand why, and have chosen to abstain from sex, and even masturbation. The Bible says over and over and over that the sexually immoral will not inherit the kingdom of Heaven. So in essence, there is a real life application to this poll. Have sex and go to Hell, or wait until marriage and go to Heaven.

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    • anti-hero

      It's funny how people misunderstand Christianity.

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      • davesumba

        It's not funny at all. It's causing me much stress trying to figure out what Christianity is because it seems everyone has a different interpretation of it. Most of what is preached is that everyone gets to go to Heaven no matter what as long as they accept God's free "gift" of grace. Then there are preachers who say that you can't live a life of willful and/or unrepentant sin and love of the world, which you are in for a tiny fraction of time compared to eternity, if you want to go to Heaven. They even go as far to say that anyone who preaches a "sinner friendly" and "ear tickling" gospel is leading people straight to Hell.

        I believe Jesus is going to come back in my lifetime, and we are supposed to be ready at all times, for He will come like a thief in the night. If I was having sex or sitting at my computer looking at porn when the rapture happened, I doubt that I would get to be on the first flight out of here.

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  • GoldenNightmare

    So what some of you guys are saying is that you want to have sex and later die at a young age. Really guys, think! Do you want to have a good long life? I sure do. I want to live my life & to be as free like a bird in the sky or organism in an ecosystem. :)
    I don't really care about sex. Its not really something that important. If you think its important, well I have 3 words to say to you. GET A LIFE!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'll take living long and no sex. There are still so many things I want to do in life. Giving all that up for sex isn't worth it.

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    • LittleGirlHeartlesslySodomized

      Yeah that's true but when we get all old and decrepit would we want to travelers the world and such or crawl in out comfortable hole and die?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        I plan on being a self sufficient senior citizen. In order to stay healthier in my older age, I have to take care of myself now. I hope I can be that way when I'm older.
        :)

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        • LittleGirlHeartlesslySodomized

          That's absolutely correct. Someone can feel like they are in their 20s when they are 50 good diet and exercise on a consistent basis will yield these results. Awesome

          Have you found any silver quarters yet?

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            I have found nothing silver. Though I did find some old buffalo nickels.

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  • isithormornal

    Not a minute goes by when sex is not happening inside of my brain. It is hormonal.

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  • tamaz321

    have no sex live long

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  • Charli.m's_Messy_Period

    Frequent sex lengthens your life. And so I say, "Live long and fuck."

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  • thegypsysailor

    I've made 69 and had my fair share of sex, so are we talking about old, like a thousand?

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    • jaradscellmate

      Getting raped by pirates and the aquatic gloryhole don't count.

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      • thegypsysailor

        That hurts, That really hurts.

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