Would you rather fuck a dead body or a dog?

The dead body is a few days old and smells/may have maggots on it. If you choose the dog you have to let it fuck you in the ass.

Dead body 53
Dog 105
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Comments ( 25 )
  • BonnieTheBunny

    I'd say dog, because a dead body would be rotting and you'd get no reaction out of it, even if the person was just killed, it would still be gross.

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  • MissKira

    depends on who the body belonged too...but most likely dog.

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  • Maddog8s

    Neither

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  • xfg15

    I fuck dead bodies on a regular basis so the choice is pretty clear to me. Although the dog sounds appealing too, haven't had a dog fuck me in the ass since highschool.

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  • bucketfullofbuttholes

    I'd let the dog fuck me in the mouth

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  • Rusty-Rider

    What breed is the dog?

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    • BonnieTheBunny

      My dog is a Siberian Husky... just saying

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    • german shepherd

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    • Cigsznass

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  • BiJayNM

    I'd try letting the dog fuck me and get the knot too.

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    • dale080988

      Have you had the knot before

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  • GamersGetBread420

    Dog, I let my dog fuck me and I fuck him on the regular

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  • frenchhubby

    I'll kill the guy who asked me to choose, like that I'll not force to fuck the dog or the dead body!

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  • Rayden1991

    Sick

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  • Paigiepoo

    My butt is perfect. There is no enforcement in the question.the maggot infested riddled body
    Better be sexy

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  • Dot123

    Fucking filthyfrank! MEMES!

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    • b0ss pls

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    • BonnieTheBunny

      Its FilthyFrank motherfucka, its FilthyFrank bitch!

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      • toilet_goals12

        Let's get some pussy tonight

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        • BonnieTheBunny

          Have you seen a alien? Boss, please! Have you seen a alien?!

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  • raagekai6991

    Are you a fan of filthyfranktv by any chance?

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    • gotta love those chromosomes

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  • dirtybirdy

    No and no.

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  • Fugazi,

    Both and id kill the dog first

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  • giantgummypennis

    Would you "rather" don't you mean "if you had to".

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