Would you rather be eaten by a...

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lion? 9
dog? 0
shark? 10
human? 31
bug? 4
whale? 20
alligator/crocodile? 1
chicken? 9
cat? 7
pig? 3
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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    I'll stick to human, which I'm already used to. ;)

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    • TerryVie
      11 years ago

      your place, usual time?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    a bug - one ant, by the time it get thru the tip of a finger its lifespan is over

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    my mom will ge eaten out by anyone :3

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  • nAt2017
    11 years ago

    Human. He or she would likely have the good sense to kill and cook my first, so I wouldn't know that I'm being eaten.

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    Hmm, what will this human be like? If I'm gonna be eaten, I want to be eaten in style...will this human eat my liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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    • NotFloydzie
      11 years ago

      I like.

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  • MasterOfWaffles
    10 years ago

    Cat or lion.

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  • NocturnePonyFan
    11 years ago

    Lion!!!

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  • Kitche
    11 years ago

    Lions will probably strangle you before eating, so you should at least be unconscious. Crocidalians have large mouths and a huge bite force, so it would be quick, whereas, sharks don't like the taste of humans, so they'll only eat more than a bite if they're starving. Those are the only animals that I really know how they'd eat a human.

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  • FUCKYOURMOTHER
    11 years ago

    i rather be eaten by a spoon

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  • theaverageatheist
    11 years ago

    yes like pinocchio :3
    wasn't it a fish for jonah??

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    • KeddersPrincess
      11 years ago

      Yeah; it was a fish.

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      • theaverageatheist
        11 years ago

        whait! it was a dog fish for pinocchio. I read the book when I whas little.

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  • theaverageatheist
    11 years ago

    whale swalos me hole so it will be instant

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    • forkchicken91
      11 years ago

      I thought that at first, but I realized I would have to travel through the whale's innards for a while before drowning, suffocating, or being crushed to death. Sounds very unpleasant.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      Ah! Like Noah and Pinocchio?

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      • KeddersPrincess
        11 years ago

        You mean Jonah and Pinocchio? :D

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        • Avant-Garde
          11 years ago

          Oopsie Daisy!

          It seems I'm starting to get my stories mixed up:D

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Perhaps, by a black hole. I'd probably be dead before I even reached the event horizon. My matter would be stretched and pulled apart and if by some miracle that I did survive it, I could go through the wormhole and hopefully get out from a white hole. However, another question comes up, would my matter be able to reconfigure itself after such an intense pull?

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    • Anime7
      11 years ago

      Interesting. Actually, I'll go with your answer since it sounds awesome in the freakiest way possible; to get eaten by a black hole.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    I would rather be eaten by a pig. This would imply that I am dead as pigs typically don't feast on live animals and it would save my family the cost of disposal.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    A flock of chickens.

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  • XxHoneyyBearHannahxX
    11 years ago

    dont laugh because its funny laugh because you like to laugh

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    Depends if I would be dying from the eating.

    If I'm dead already, then I don't care what eats me. Any or all of them. But they better fucking enjoy me or I'll haunt them at every subsequent meal they eat.

    If I'm not dead already, a shark would get rid of me pretty quickly (as long as it ate all of me instead of just my legs), quicker death. So shark it is.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Aardvark :D

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