Would you rather be constipated or have diarrhea?
| Constipation | 48 | |
| Diarrhea | 92 |
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anti-hero
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CozmoWank
I've had that...
Feeling all bloated and constipated then when you finally release that big old shit plug you find it was pressurized by diarrhea. Ooow I hate when that happens.Comment Hidden ( show )-
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robbieforgotpw
To OP
I'm anything but constipated. I spend 12 hrs a day on the can with my mudslides
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Avant-Garde
I used to have constipation so bad that I would only know this fact if I felt an intense pain in my right side. Once, I mistook this sign and lead everyone into believing that I had appendicitis. I even had to go to the doctor to get a blood test from this cute guy… Anyway, I so embarrassed about the results that I refused to tell anyone about them… Usually when I would discover this, I would get into this day or two long ritual, where in which I would try to consume (unhealthy) things to make me go. For a while, the only thing that was easy to obtained and did the job was Reese's shit. Fudge and Amish fudge did unearthly wonders too, but they were so hard to find…
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Sweet_Brown
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RoseIsabella
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Mister_Nobody
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Hugh*Janus
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Cellbiologyphiliac
At least diarrhea isn't painful, but it can make a person weak and dehydrated.
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Mister_Nobody
It can be painful if it went through your sysem so fast that the stomach acid didn't have time to get neutralized. A burning anus isn't really very pleasant.
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Avant-Garde
Oh! I beg to differ. The last time I recall have true diarrhea, was using Easter break in 2011. I must have had a stomach flue because, I felt horrible. During the middle of the week (Tuesday or Wednesday), the flood gates were realized and all hell broke loose on the toilet. It was explosive diarrhea. I got off once thinking that I was done only to come back soon after a second time, where in which I spent roughly about six hours on the toilet. Day turned to evening and then almost night. It was terrible.
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Cellbiologyphiliac
It's funny because I've never actually been in pain with just having diarrhea alone (I know that everyone's body is different), but I will admit that the only time that I've ever felt pain during the "back-door-trots" is when I was also puking uncontrollably. I recollect about fifteen years ago, my family and I ate at some restaurant and it seemed like the next day all's I did was have explosive diarrhea and puking spells for the rest of the day. I remember crying my eyes out as I was puking in the trash can and filling up the toilet bowl at the same time--I really wanted to die that day because I was so weak from dehydration, my throat was raw from puking so much, and my stomach felt like a miniature little person was in there stabbing at the walls of my stomach with a knife. The only other time that I ever experience a time just like the time that I mentioned above was the day after my friends and I got REALLY drunk, but having a hang-over along with the explosive diarrhea and explosive puking just makes it seem like hell has came to claim you.
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Hugh*Janus
Bullshit! The cramps, not being able to fart and your anus rubbed raw from wiping 50 times a day is quite painful.
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Riddler
Diarrhea makes you lose weight and constipation makes you bloated and nuesiated. I would rather have stomach cramps and loose stools vs being plugged up.
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Ilovewinter12
I'm a bit surprised more people picked Diarrhea.
I'm no stranger to having bowel issues, considering I have IBS, but still, I think I would rather be constipated than to have diarrhea.I don't know, usually when I get diarrhea, it lasts about a week, which I'm sure that's not healthy, but it's common for me.
I think constipation is a bit easier to handle, you can always take some X-Lax, or if that doesn't work, a enema.
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smellypillowgirl
Sorry forgot to add that I then had to peel the leggings off slowly whilst standing in the bath and shake the poo into the toilet and then hosed my self down in the bath, watching the poo go down the plughole was a sight i will never forget.
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smellypillowgirl
Once I was walking home from the supermarket all fine and dandy,when iwas 300yards from my flat. I suddenly had to go poo out of nowhere and it was coming out of my arse as I walked it was bad enough that I was wearing skin tight leggings to accentuate the mound of poo coming out of my arse and slowly filling out the leggings as I hobbled/shuffled along picking up pace and looking like hunchback of notre dame clutching my shopping up to my chest. so finally I made it indoors and thats when it exploded filling up my leggings outwards till it looked nicki minajs arse it looked like id had arse implants. happy days......not. so for me it has to be constipation cos theres no way im shitting myself in the street again.
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Canttel
I have diarea quite alot but idk if it is that, but i wiuld wake up having bad farts and then i would run to the bathroom and let it out and then 20 min later i would have to poop again and then my stomch would be making weird bubbly sounds,i would fart and sometimes the cicle would start all over again
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bananapie
I'm "always" constipated and sort of wish to get diarrhea. When I do, I regret it.
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Avant-Garde
Considering that I am rather constipated now and that it has been doing quite a number on my breath, I would gladly take diarrhea. What a gift it would be if it is the kind that completely cleans you out.
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Mister_Nobody