Would you rather be a pirate or a ninja?

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  • Faceless
    13 years ago | pl

    Wait. What kind of pirate? A Somalian pirate or a captain sparrow awesome pirate?

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    • piggowiggo
      13 years ago

      Thats what I was thinking. That severely affects my decision. But I would be a ninja, because I could jump off walls like spider man. And it would be awesome.

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    • Corleone
      11 years ago

      Pirates do nothing but having 6 month boat rides. But hey, if you like having seamen on your poop deck, go ahead and be a pirate :D

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    • Allistalla
      11 years ago

      Captain Jack Sparrow ! Is it totally nerdy I just watched that movie.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago | pl

    Pirate Ninja Cyborg Jesus.

    No Mercy.

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  • hellboy333
    13 years ago

    Dr. Who

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

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    I've passed by here several times without being noticed. I AM a ninja :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    i would be a super hero ninja cyborg disguised as a pirates with dragon wings and fire breath and have wizard powers and every time i talk id speak in rhymes because Dr,Seuss rules like four fluffy feathers on a fiffer feffer feff (ABC by Dr. Seuss) and every time i make an entrance i river dance

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  • lalala123
    13 years ago

    ew pirates
    ninja are so amazing, theyre like invisible. its pretty sick

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    heh.. ninjas.. pirates. I'll just be OPTIMUS PRIME!

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  • EndlessSuffering
    11 years ago

    I'd rather be white.

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  • thepickler
    11 years ago

    The main difference between Ninjas and most Pirates is the Ninja has discipline and they are specialized in assassination techniques. I wouldn't want to be a pirate. For whatever reason men who want to be pirates are perceived as being gay. Am I the only one who thinks this?

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  • 1Swagger2
    12 years ago

    Ryu Hayabusa

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  • no.1h8r
    13 years ago

    Ninja ftw. Cmon... You never see women on pirate ships, just men on a floating peice of wood... For long periods of time... Jolly Roger good time eh? Even when they do get girls it always seems like it's prostitutes, which carry diseases... lmao eww.

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    • [Old Memory]
      13 years ago

      Famous women pirates:

      Anne Bonny (1719-1720) Female Pirate of the Caribbean
      Mary Read - Famous English Female Pirate of the Caribbean
      Lady Killigrew (1530-1570)
      Grace O’Malley - Famous Irish woman pirate who commanded three galleys and 200 men
      Mrs. Peter Lambert of Aldeburgh, Suffolk
      Jacquotte Delahaye - Female Pirate of the Caribbean
      Anne Dieu-le-veut - Female Pirate of the Caribbean
      Charlotte de Berry - Woman pirate
      Mrs Ching - Chinese wife of a pirate who turned to Piracy after his death
      Mary Crickett (or Crichett) was a female pirate who was hung.

      Women would always rather be pirates than ninjas. Much better wardrobe.

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      • TecaT.
        11 years ago

        I am a woman and I would rather be a ninja than a pirate. Plus, wearing ninja suit sounds a lot better than wearing smelly pirate outfit.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    a ninjah they fly around looking so fit and they avenge wrongs, priates are stuck on a ship and at the mercy of mutineers, plus they look smelly

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  • wigsplitz
    13 years ago

    A pirate just because they know how to have a good time. Ninjas are too serious and have no time for humor, pranks, sex, booze or general chaos.

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    • TecaT.
      11 years ago

      That's why ninjas are better than pirates.

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  • MasterOfWaffles
    10 years ago

    Unicron, a giant transformer that turns into a cannibalistic planet.

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  • iflex4lyfe
    10 years ago

    ninja. that way I don't have a missing foot.

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  • loopoo
    10 years ago

    Pirate arrrrr.

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  • TheCrazyone1301
    10 years ago

    Ninjaaaaa TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

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  • ScooterNyne
    10 years ago

    Pirate. hell yeah

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  • ToastAngel707
    10 years ago

    I would only be a pirate if it meant I could work with someone like jack sparrow, otherwise ninja.

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  • vinylbunny
    11 years ago

    I want to be held Hostage by a sexy drunken pirate with his ruthless shipmates. Taken by ship to a remote island where I would be ravaged by the crew.
    Then while they slept off the days worth of alcohol, the stealthy ninja would rescue me with the pirates treasure!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I'd be like Ibuki, Taki and Kunimitsu all in one! XD

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  • flipflapflop
    12 years ago

    shouldnt allow children on this website.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    Both. Be a ninja on the high seas

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    id be an ninga as you could live 2 lives awsome

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  • xxxMissFitxxx
    13 years ago

    PIRATE!

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  • flowers-madness
    13 years ago

    A pirate hands down. Raping, pillaging, plundering, and getting drunk all the time sounds so much more fun than climbing walls.

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    • TecaT.
      11 years ago

      You don't just climb walls as a ninja.

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