Would you rather? [intense moral dilemma]

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You met a genie who offered to grant you a wish. Being the smarta** you are, you wished for more wishes. The genie got annoyed and forced to to choose between two methods of torture.

Watch your parents have sex every night 26
Join in once to stop it for good 16
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  • killingjane
    9 years ago

    My dad is a pile of ashes. Good luck fucking an urn, mom.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      I'll sub in for your Dad, were true Bro's now.

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  • TheOneWhoComesFromEnordro
    9 years ago

    Well, considering that my parents are divorced, I think I'd rather listen to an entire album of Justin Beiber. Aren't I a brave soul? Pray for me, everyone.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    My parents are divorced and haven't had sex in years so I don't have to do either. Try harder dumbass genie.

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    No dad here.

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  • Johnnytherat
    9 years ago

    lmaooooooooooo

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Shotgun anus!

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    • seakelp
      9 years ago

      I disagree.

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