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A genie you annoyed realised that forcing you to watch/join your parents making love was too cruel a dilemma. He offers you alternatives to choose between.

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TheOneWhoComesFromEnordro

9 years ago | pl

I think I would rather watch my parents making love to be honest.

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dom180

9 years ago

I don't know. I'm quite pleased with my teeth. They're straight even though I've never had braces or had any kind of surgery on them. I don't have any fillings either, which is rare among people I know. So I think I'd keep my original mouth teeth, get the toothy pubes and deal with the discomfort of having them surgically removed.

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idontgiveafack

9 years ago

would rather watch.

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

9 years ago

im thinkin im gonna be needin more info bout how I managed to piss off a genie

i admit to bein pretty fuckin annoyin but this is prolly beyond myall pay scale

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Aliceee93

9 years ago

I'd give that genie a piece of my mind tbh.

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- disthing
  
  9 years ago
  
  Which piece?
  
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  - Aliceee93
    
    9 years ago
    
    The 'dumb' piece.
    
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- [Old Memory]
  
  9 years ago
  
  You are the master of the chamber of farts.
  
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  - Aliceee93
    
    9 years ago
    
    :(
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      9 years ago
      
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- VirgilManly
  
  9 years ago
  
  Yeah but just think...we all have more pubic hairs than teeth. Every time you lose a pube from your mouth you can put it under your pillow and make a bundle from the Pube Fairy.
  
  Unless of course you wax or shave your gums.
  
  Just a financial tip from Virgil Manly.
  
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Wysiwyg

7 years ago

I go for option #2 because it will be a wonderful deterrent for rapists.

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Johnnytherat

9 years ago

this sounds like some shit id think of lmao

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Pika-girl

9 years ago

Keep the teeth and grow more teeth?

I was thinking... If you have a beard or mustache and you choose public hair as teeth, won't it tangle? You're mouth may be hanging open... But, on a slightly brighter side, you can style your mouth hairs! With... food... you try to... eat. And cute ribbons!

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handsignals

9 years ago

No, I'd rather have a 3 way with mom and dad.

"don't guide him in honey, he needs to learn to do thing's for himself"

"don't get angry Frank you'll go soft again"

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KeddersPrincess

9 years ago

Can I have teeth in my vagina instead so it can be like that one movie?

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Sominn388

9 years ago

Could they really be considered as pubes if they are growing your mouth? As soon as they change position I think I would start calling them my 'mouth curlies'.

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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago

I'd rather watch my parents. At least then I could just daydream about something else without being physically mutated.

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kingofcarrotflowers

9 years ago

hmmm I haven't seen the film teeth in a while

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DaMan

9 years ago

looooooooooooool rofl rofl lmao :D :D :D this question is soo stupid, how am I gonna Eat tho breh breh?

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