Would you rather.....

i rarely speak as it is so having the excuse of being mute would only make things easier

I'd rather be mute. Who wants to play charades :p

Easy. Three of the options are more or less permanent, but for the 4th one there's a simple solution - divorce. So, I choose marrying a gorgeous asshole.

Hmmm, that's a hard one

The least awful of these has to be the hair all over the face - at least you could shave or have laser hair removal treatment.

I wouldn't like the unusual physical deformity or 3 nostrils and being half deaf, muteness would be the final nail in my coffin.

I could've married a couple of good-looking b@stards but no thanks, I turned them down!! What would be the point in that? They just get uglier in your eyes as you see their inner nastiness. So why bother knowing you would get divorced eventually?

Two penises

Be mute. I've been trying to mute myself anyways. Just an excuse not to talk to people.

A third nostril can always be surgically removed... but the majority of people will treat you like a freak in the mean time.

This is rather hard. I'd prefer none of them.

I already have selective mutism but I do think it would be horrible to be permanently mute. I'd never be able to speak my mind, tell someone I love them or sing.

I'm quiet, but I love singing. Ugh, can't choose! What the heckk.. mute.

Hair and then shave it off

I'm so surprised so many people picked the last one :/ But I guess you can get divorced...

I choose mute because I rarely find anyone worth talking too anyway. Also with technology nowadays I could fill my social needs by computer or texting on a phone. My observation skills would probably be out the roof and everyone would think of me as a great listener :D

I'm already kinda mute. I hate talking to people since I have major issues with my communication skills. So I'll take being completely mute, so I have a reason to never talk to anyone ever again :-)

How is this at all a hard decision? Mute is the best choice. With all of todays technology and even simple sign language, you could easily blend right in with society and meet a beautiful partner who doesnt treat you like shit.

3 nostrils? Maybe if you wore a mask. everyday.

Hair all over your face? Itchy as hell.

Shitty partner? You wouldn't be able to take him/her anywhere without causing a scene or your kids will turn out weird as hell and reading the bible in there free time. Wtf? Who would want that?

But hey, what can I say?! Jahjahjah

I'd marry, but then divorce the bitch and take half her stuff :D

Good. I can treat the girl like the filthy whore she is!

ide treat her like crap too. it would be amazing.

Well the marriage or hair thing. You can get a divorce or you can just shave your face - quite extra but...

Insta-divorce please. :D

How obvious is the third nostril? Being a bloke, I could grow a nice little moustache to cover it up. No-one need ever know!

Being mute is horrible, trust me, but at least there is sign language nowadays, so you could talk to some people using a transalator. Or just write messages on a little blackboard! It is possible to live with, but very inconvenient.

Marry somone who treats you like crap would suck. You could get a divorce, but it depends how badly you would lose out financially. Any way, regardless of how gorgeous she was, if she treated me like crap then that mean she would probably withold sex and cheat on me repeatedly, so that is most of the benefits of her gorgeousness gone straight away :(

If the face hair didn't grow back too quickly, you could always shave it. It might be more of an issue if I was a girl, but as a guy I wouldn't feel very self-concious about it.

I'd take the nostril. All the others would be too painlfully inconveniet and would be more embarrassing.

Neither