Would you punch a kid in the face

i just give the lil bastard a hug.... and keep squeezing till they stop moving or till i hear the cracking sound

I wouldn't punch them. That would be mean.
Just bitch slap them. That'll do it.

Wait...a kid? You mean like an 8 yr old? No.

A teenager (that has gone through puberty) that called me an asshole, bitch or fagget. No. A teenager that punched or kicked me. I'd knock his teeth down his throat. (a male anyway)

A 3 yr old that looked at me wrong. I'd stab him with an ice pick.

Most definitely.

But only under specific circumstances, naturally.

Say if i had a child, 8 or 9 years old, and then a 12 or 13 year old comes and hits my child...i'd kick that bastard in his face. -_-

If it's just a nuisance of a kid being an asshole, na, i'd prolly shove him away and hope he falls down.

I'd kick them, beat them, and then throw them in a dumpster.

If it was out in the street,I'd throw them in front of a moving bus/truck,otherwise Id beat the shit out of them.

Are we talking about an actual child?
This has happened to me before and no, I would restrain them until they calmed down.

Children aren't often fully capable of empathy so you kind of have to force the empathy on them. They often grew up seeing or being victims of violence, in which case they don't know that what they are doing is wrong, and/or they don't have assertive adults in their household.

Either way. Gotta make them calm down first.

No. I'm a grown man how would that look? Certainly wouldn't make me feel good. That's no different than asking if I'd punch a woman in the face... which the answer is also, hell naw.

Here's what I would do:...

Pick kid up, hold by ankles & hang them upside-down.

If they're too big for that, knock them face-down on the floor and sit on their back.

While their movement is restricted by one of the above methods, give them a long, boring lecture on why they shouldn't be an asshole.

If they're too big to pull of either of the above easily, then they're big enough for you to hit them back. (and hopefully also mature enough to understand why they deserved the beating)

I wouldn't go full out on them. I might just push them down or restrain them to show that they are easily dealt with.
If I was to punch one in the face, I would pull my punch and not hit them even half as hard as I could.

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No. I would not punch a CHILD in the FACE.

I would never punch anyone, especially a kid.

If the kid was a boy and 10 years or older I would definately knock him out

Depends how old they are; 10 and over are dead meat

Some kids are just bad and need to be hit. I would hit theirs parents to for not punishing their kid good enough.

I'd punch em maybe stuff em in a trash can.

depends on the age but chances are i would embarrass the kid instead by standing him out in a public place, pull down his pants and bare bottom spank them. they will think twice about being horrid after that. but you have to ask what kind of parents this kid has to have that kind of attitude so after spanking the kid i would punch the parents in the face.

I have, not a deathblow or anything. But a whack alright.

Well maybe not in the face...

They would know better!!!

Like, a teenager? Hell yes, but not hard enough to leave a mark.

A three-to-eight-year-old? No, I'd bring them to their parent to be punished that way.

A baby? That seems immensely unlikely.

If a kid gets out of line, I got no problem punching them in the face. I'd punch them in the face all over again 15 times all over again.

Are the parents around? I'd punch them

Lolz I am a grown man, who has thrown a punch or too in my life. I'm sitting here finding my self wondering how you define "kid"? If you mean a 17 year old punk, ya i'd probably blast him one! But if we are talking 12 or 13, i'm not even sure what kind of damage a full power punch would cause them, and would probably avoid it!

Depends how old they are. If it was like a young-ish child; say up to age 10/11 or so, I'd just restrain them

But if you mean 'kid' to be a 13 year old or something, (they still get called 'kids' in most cases), then yes, I would punch them back.

I'm only 17 and pretty little myself though, so I reckon it'd come off a lot worse if it was an adult punching them.

Depends..."kid" is a broad term. Beyond quibbling over the refernce to a goat, I understand you mean a child. My 17 year old son could destroy most men, but an eight year old would be a completely different situation.

I'd RAPE them lil kids hahahaha