Would you notice if a pair of your undies go missing?

There's always stories on here about people stealing other people's panties.

Would you notice if a pair went missing? HAVE you known any to go missing? If so, did you freak out or what? Did you ever find out who did it and why?

Yes, I'd notice for sure. 56
I'd probably notice after a while. 59
I have NO idea! 44
I doubt I'd notice unless it was a special pair. 89
I wouldn't notice at all. 54
I've had a pair stolen!! (please comment!!) 19
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Comments ( 38 )
  • iEatZombies_

    I'd notice they're gone, but I wouldn't think it was because someone stole em.

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  • dappled

    I don't own any at the moment so the thief would have to buy me some, leave them in my place then come back and get them. I'd probably be more surprised at their arrival than their departure.

    Although, and I swear this is true, I did once find female underwear in my place and I had no idea whose it was. The strangest thing is that as well as one pair of knickers, there were two bras and they were *different* sizes. I don't remember dating any four-breasted women or conjoined twins.

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    • NeuroNeptunian

      Dappled's freeballin' it. Y'all better keep ya kids close.

      I'd like to remind you, though, that just because you don't remember it...

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      • dappled

        You're a bad Neuro! You've honestly had me racking my brain trying to remember what I've been up to. The sad thing is that after a racking (almost a wracking), I'm left convinced that I have been nothing but a cherub and that the underwear fairies have visited me in the night.

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        • NeuroNeptunian

          I heard that the underwear fairies are closely related to the tooth fairies =D

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          • dappled

            Ahh, yes, apart from one giveth, and one taketh away. :)

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    • KingOfNowhere

      Did you sniff them?

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      • dappled

        I'm not sure how that would have solved anything. Plus, they could have belonged to a family member.

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    • NayasBeauty

      lol could have come from a laundry room did you share one in a dorm or with roommates?

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      • dappled

        I've lived with women (although not where I currently live) so I'm working on the assumption that I packed them with noticing when I moved. It was a bit of a frenzied move and I just chucked stuff in boxes.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I might notice them missing but I am so bad with laundry, I'd just call it my typical laundry loss.

    Although, when my husband and I were dating, I went over to his place and I looked in his sock drawer for something (can't remember what) and I found a pair of my own underwear. Turns out he took it without my knowing. ... now that I think about it, what a creeper. I'm gonna torment him in the car about it when he comes and picks me up from work :P

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    I might not notice at first, but after awhile I might suspect that a pair or two had been missing.

    For someone to steal my underwear, would be very suspicious. I mean let's face it, a 22 year old male's underwear is a very strange thing to steal!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Being that i only have 2 pairs yes i would.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I think id notice but I would probably assume they were hiding in the washing machine at the laundromat or something

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  • Blablababe

    Alot of my underwear look quite similar so I would probably only notice after a while.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    No I probably would not. Why do you plan to go on a panty raid? I buy my underwear in packs. They are cheap and I get 3-5 a pack. I use to get T shirts like this but I they stopped selling the packs where I shop. Sometimes it ends up being all the same colour so no I probably would not notice.

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  • Lunamoon

    yes I would notice because I am very picky about which Panties I buy and they are all super cute and expensive and there would be hell to pay if a pair got stolen!

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  • hairyfairy

    When I was 16 I lived in a girls hostel, & a pair of my favourite undies disapeared. They turned up hanging on the bathroom radiator, & whoever had stolen them had messed them up & left them there out of spite.How sick is that?

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  • RoseIsabella

    I had an ex boyfriend once who asked me for a pair of my underwear and I stupid enough to let him have em. When I stopped seeing him he kept my underwear! I haven't thought about that in forever. Now I find it disturbing.

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  • GuessWho

    I have about 20 pairs (random guess, I've never counted them), I probably wouldn't notice.

    ...unless I'm on holiday and I packed a specific amount.

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  • x1frosty16

    I'd never notice lol I'm so bad with my laundry and its already all over the house if it was a favorite pair I might notice I can't find it but I'd never think it was stolen just lost in my house somewhere lol

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  • drugsrbadmkay

    I can recognize all of my underwears by the pattern of skidmarks, much as scientists are able to identify individual killer whales by their markings.

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  • davesumba

    what if a pair was stolen, held for a couple weeks, then returned, would you notice?

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  • i would know who took them
    anyways i only have 2 pairs

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  • NothingxCrazy

    My boyfriends mom stole a pair accidentally when we were all on a trip to see their family.. She did the laundry for us and well, they were never returned. I'm sure that would be an awkward conversation if I ever brought it up. It was my favorite lace one too.

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  • Phycokitty

    i dont wear any

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    • iin2want2know

      What happened? Did someone steal them?

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  • howaminotmyself

    Depends on the pair. Some I like much better than others, those I would miss. But I would assume they were abducted by the sock theif and not some creeper.

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  • Justsomejerk

    At some stage I would think to myself "where's that yellow pair?" But I would not think they had been stolen.

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  • kelili

    Who would steal those cotton panties? I have nothing sexy

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  • charli.m

    I've had some go missing from my washing line. On a third floor balcony :-S Either I have a stalker who is good at climbing, or it was a windy day. I'm gonna vote windy day :P

    Yeah, I'd notice. I'm a bit particular about my underwear.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      Where do you think they landed?

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      • charli.m

        How would I know?

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        • RomeoDeMontague

          What would you do if someone tried to return them?

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          • charli.m

            How would they know?

            Are you telling me you have my underwear to return?

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            • RomeoDeMontague

              If I said I did... How would you react? To be honest I am now curious as to what a pair of yours might look like. What if I fold them all pretty and add a bow. What would you do? Do tell charlie.

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