Would you move to or move from a town with a hilarious sexual name?

Some place names or locations seem to have been named by someone with a hilarious sense of humor or perhaps by a city founding father that was hoping to deter too many new inhabitants. (or someone was really drunk during that official name-choosing meeting)

(full map can be found if you google for "Vaguely Rude Places Map")

How offensive or hilarious the names are is up to you to decide. But seriously, some of the better ones, and again, these are real actual placenames! Imagine living in:

Bald Knob, Arkansas, US
Beaverlick, Kentucky, US
Big Dick Lake, Chippewa National Forest, Marcell, MN 56657, USA
Brown Willy, Cornwall, UK
Bumbang, Victoria, Australia
Cockburn, Central WA 6164, Australia
Dikshit, India
Dildo, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland, Canada
Fucking, Tarsdorf, Austria
Gaylord, Michigan, US
Horneytown, North Carolina, USA
Knob Lick, Kentucky, USA
Lower Spunk Lake, Minnesota 56310, USA
Virginville, Pennsylvania, US
Wet Beaver Creek, Lake Montezuma, AZ, US
Wilsford cum Lake, Salisbury, UK

(honestly.. almost as funny as hearing an old lady in Wales -when asked by butchershop assistent what she wanted- answer with "Two pork faggots". Honestly, there isn't any way to avoid almost shtting your pants in laughter. Those are meat balls, no kidding, faggot balls for lunch.)

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I like those names, though the names alone are not enough. If I ever wanted to move to one of those places, I'd research it and see if it's a good place to be.

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    • DerHaifisch

      Okay, I admit that I was probably a bit too amused and found it waaay more funny than it should have been.

      To my (weak) defense: have had extreme fever last 3 days, peaked last night at 41.6C (106.88F) and been on regular dafalgan codeine during a large part of these days. Not that I need that to find something more amusing than most other people.

      Is again rising steadily, so can't help saying I appreciate the reply, and in more than 1 way (same goes to wigz too btw)

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  • Murun

    Dikshit is an Indian surname as well as the town, but I noticed the acting dynasty started spelling it Dixit in the 1990s.

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    • DerHaifisch

      Thanks for the info. It is rare that jokes and learning info go hand in hand, thanks.

      (still after several hours laughing and trying to get head around the insane "Tampon Reunion", "Mianus" and -seriously - Fingringhoe)

      Also funny how one country's insults or slang can differ so much from a neighboring country. Had a friend/colleague - a true Brit and he grew up rough. We used to take smoke breaks together, and the handsign for a cigarette I always use is a turned around victory sign. Turns out that is equivalent to a middle finger in Britain (to suppress the longbow archers they cut of those fingers. So the sign is saying "see these fingers? I can still use my longbow and I'm aiming for you you daft cunt)

      Also, he called a cigarette a "fag" which is also logical as it stems from french fagots or tinderbundle. Gays were called poofs or poofters, not fags or faggots. So basically he had a jolly old time asking if anyone else wanted to smoke including the bosses and suits by going around and "in order not to disturb concentration" using the two finger sign vigorously while genuinely smiling, sometimes asking "Fag?".

      PS: there is a dutch detective serie where the main character is called "De Cock" which he spells out every time "c-o-c-k" and then he introduces his partner Dick. Guess no one thought about the possibility of exporting it to English countries.

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  • Murun

    There's a Slack Bottom about ten miles from me.

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  • DerHaifisch

    Imagine asking people if they were born as Gaylords, or was there a certain moment in time where you as a family decided "yes, we are going to become Gaylords!"

    Or "Were in India did you live.. Dickshit?"

    or "What tourist attraction or location will you visit?" "Tampon Reunion"

    Fedex here, where do you want to receive your speedy delivery? "In mianus" .. can you spell that please?

    Can't believe those are all real locations. Public transportation "excuse me is this the Fingringhoe bus?" (in Essex)

    Read all you need to know about Cockburn! Cockburn for dummies..

    the full map and list:
    http://maps.geotastic.org/rude/

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  • wigz

    There's a Big Bone and Big Bone Lick state park in KY too. And Ogle.

    I wouldn't care about the name really.

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    • DerHaifisch

      yeah, but I do wonder how many times something like registration forms or online ordering will be mistakenly blocked or deemed fake when you live in a city called "Mianus". Must be horrible also when ordering by telephone instead of an electronic form. Imagine knowing up front the same "is this a prank call" discussion will arise, where you will have to convince the callee that "yes, I actually do live in Mianus. Yes, Mianus actually convers X square miles and has Y number of people living in it" (no matter what you say you risk just making things worse) facing possible outcomes as simply not being believed, or having to wait for the callee to finally stop laughing.

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      • wigz

        It might get a laugh but I don't think there would be any issues with it really because it gets verified by the zip code/postal code. Lots of businesses and websites don't even have you type in the city name, just the postal code and it autofills the city.

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  • ZaneT

    No

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    • DerHaifisch

      Wauw, actually forgot to add a "wouldn't care" option. Sure, why not, and some names aren't really that weird either. So you wouldn't mind living in Sodom, UK for example?

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