Would you have dinner with kim jong-un?

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Kim Jong-un invites you to dinner, would you join him?

Yes, I love Kim Jong-un! 6
Yes, that would be interesting 28
Maybe 10
No 15
Absolutely not (In fear of being killed) 18
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  • Kiwi_Bird
    10 years ago

    I said lunch not launch!

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    • Holzman_67
      10 years ago

      Haha :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Yes.

    ...I'm doing the cooking.

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    Would I be allowed to bring just a tiny bit of poison, after all, he is such a tiny little man?
    It would be such a pleasure to take out THAT trash.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Hell yes I would. I would love to bring a red white and blue baton and smash his skull with it. If there was a situation where I could not use violence, then that dinner would be very difficult for me. I would then be forced to use poison. Either way he is going to end up dead. I'm sorry Kim Jong Dickhole, I can't hear your screams for help over my freedom!

    Maybe if I was feeling generous I would try convincing him to realize what a massive fuck up of a human he is.

    It would probably be best for my humanity if that dinner did not take place.

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  • LornaMae
    10 years ago

    Is he buying?

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    • disthing
      10 years ago

      He'd pay with the blood of his people.

      Which buys you a main course off the budget menu and either a starter or dessert (not both)

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      • LornaMae
        10 years ago

        Then I suppose no, I'm pretty hungry.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Can't say I like the guy from what I've heard about him but meeting him and finding out his side of the story and what makes him tick would be interesting plus I bet the food would be good.

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  • Tinybird
    2 years ago

    Hmm I guess it would be interesting. I always wanted to visit North Korea. And heck Dennis Rodman is like his bestie

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  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    I have no idea who that is. I guess so. Though I dont understand why a famous person would want to have dinner with me of all people. Im nothing special.

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  • ThisIsImpossible
    10 years ago

    I dunno he's doing something right he's got an entire country suckin his dick. Could learn a thing or two from a guy that convincing.

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    • disthing
      10 years ago

      Problem with a guy who has an entire country sucking his dick is that he expects EVERYBODY to suck his dick.

      What do you do when he points down to his crotch and requests some after dinner entertainment?

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      • green_boogers
        10 years ago

        Exactly.

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      • ThisIsImpossible
        10 years ago

        I'd do it for the story. Its not like he can pound your throat or anything hes a chubby korean guy

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    Why the hell not. Free food and booze right... Sure, I don't like the fat, short bastard and most communists, but I can gloss over that for one dinner. On that dinner, I would probably get drunk and at some point punch someone, cause I don't like communists and dictators!

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  • dickwashington
    10 years ago

    im not postive who that is but id have dinner with who ever im starving right now

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