Would you get naked at a nude resort?

Let’s say a good friend won a trip to a nice nude resort and invited you to go. You have vacation time and can afford it. It’s in a nice warm place with pools and a beach. One requirement, though - you must be naked any time you are outside on the grounds or in the bar/nightclub. No cover-ups, sarongs or cheating. You’re naked with others you don’t know. Would you go?

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  • My husband and I go to different ones several times a year. We meet the nicest people at nudist places. It seems to kind of level the playing field being naked and opens up boundaries. You talk to and make friends with total strangers. We like being naked, but the friendliness is our favorite part. The average age is older, but there are people of literally all ages. We’re mid-forties and are around the average age. And the average body type is just that, average. Some hotties, some fatties and a lot in between.

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  • Meowypowers

    Yea but i would never be there. People are ugly af

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  • TerriAngel

    Been to a few nude beaches.
    It's not what most think.
    The first time, it's like.
    First gym shower in jr high.
    After that, it's chill.
    People are people, no big deal.

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  • TheMightyOz

    I would love to prance around naked at a nudist resort. But then people would see the rubber tube hanging out of my cock, and they would know I was pathetic.

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  • EnglishLad

    No, I'd go to a nude resort fully clothed...

    What the fuck?! Of course I'd strip off...

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  • Hornyandhung47

    I would love to. I love being naked. Nudity is not anything to be ashamed of. God knows I have what most women dream of wanting in a guy.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    I'd like to but I couldn't since I'd have a constant erection.

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  • SwickDinging

    Yup, done this before.

    It was actually unintentional, it kind of played out like the plot of a ridiculous "Carry On" film. Long story short, we found ourselves at a nudey camp site and just went with it. Being naked outside in a hot country is nice.

    It's not like on tv though - most of the people there are old and fat and pretty weird. So maybe take some sunnies or a large newspaper to shield yourself.

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  • paramore93

    I'd rather stay home in my pyjamas.

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    • nikkiclaire

      That sounds nice. I will have to do that this weekend.

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      • paramore93

        Sounds good! :)

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  • Free2bme

    If you went to a nudist resort, why wouldn't you go in the nude? Isn't that the only reason to go to one?

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  • ChrissySnow

    I've gone to several nude beaches in the past but only one resort. I'm not against them but I don't have the body to go anymore.

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  • SKDM007

    many people think its going to be Brazzers House at these resorts when infact its middle aged and over 60s couples just chilling and reading books

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  • Fuck no. I don't know if there's any sum of money that you could pay me to do that. I can be pretty prudish.

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  • McBean

    Hmmmmm, a naked ghost. I never knew. Come on down to the nude beach to play some volleyball with us. . I'll introduce you to my friends.

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  • jtkirkfan2002

    If it was nude resort, sure. I learned do an "undie run" that if everyone is in their underwear, then no one is. I bet it would be the same for nudity. However, and I have done a little research because a former girlfriend wanted to visit one one day, there is no rule against any sore of cover ups at any of them, especially for men. "Visible arousal" is frowned upon and men are encouraged to carry a robe or towel in case of them.

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  • curious-bunny

    Yea I would go, make people jelly if the guy with the cute tranny haha jkjk. But Yea a nudist resort sounds fun

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Nah. When I think of nude resorts I think of lots of young people like me who are well toned. That's not going to be the case though. I really don't like the sight of nude old people and nude fat bodies. There's nothing wrong with others liking that, btw. It's just not my ideal way to have fun.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I don't feel like I'm in the best of shape, but then on the other hand I would be even less likely to go if I were in top shape. I wouldn't want to go naked on a beach unless there was literally no one there.

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  • 309uf2o38yf

    Only if I was allowed to cover my upper arms. They get so cold.

    https://youtu.be/fuyOARdOkWI

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  • leggs91200

    I sure would not. I have no business running around naked. When i was 20 and under, yeah I had something of a good build but not anymore. Too many hamburgers and sodas.

    People often imagine nudist colonies to be a lot of beach bodies. From what i have heard, that isn't exactly the case.

    Wel damn, I might fit in after all. Can i at least wear shoes?

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    • TerriAngel

      Leggs, why not get in shape.
      You'd probably feel a lot better.
      Physically and emotionally.

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      • leggs91200

        I am not like some anguishing sloppy lard ass but do kind of have a gut.
        I used to be in shape but it got to a point where I stopped caring.
        Just seems in the real world that after a certain age, no one cares what shape someone is in anyways.

        Though I do appreciate the suggestion.

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        • TerriAngel

          Leggs, we should always value ourselves.
          For ourselves.
          I'd have gotten silicone years ago if I cared what society values.
          But I do take care of myself.
          For me, and yes.
          To attract.
          That said, nude beaches aren't about perfect bodies.
          But rather being comfortable with your own.
          If your not, maybe that says something.

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  • IrishPotato

    Pretty sure my significant other would object, but I wouldn't mind.

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  • JD777

    Yep. Have done it twice this year.

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    • McBean

      Cap D'Agde rocks.

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      • JD777

        Have you been?

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        • McBean

          It's on my bucket list. I mostly get day passes at Cyprus Cove when I'm in the area. How about you?

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          • JD777

            I've been to Hedo in Jamaica, Club Orient in Saint-Martin, Mar Bella Beach in Barcelona, Paradise Lakes in FL, Harbin in CA (closed for rebuild now) and 3 different nude resorts closer by here in the Mid-Atlantic US.

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            • McBean

              Nice. I see you prefer the high end stuff. I would spend the extra money for that if I had a date. Haven't met any unattached nudist females, though. If you are ever in the NY metro area, I'd highly recommend Sandy Hook; far and away the best nude beach I've ever been to.

              I did some consulting in Spain once, but never got down to Mar Bella. How was it?

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  • RoseIsabella

    No, not unless I'm the only one on the beach. I'm a more private person.

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  • nikkiclaire

    I'd go naked wherever if it was legal. As long as I can wear my socks I'm good.

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    • SwickDinging

      You must never be caught wearing only socks. It makes a man look like a chicken.

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      • nikkiclaire

        Good thing I'm not a man.

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        • SwickDinging

          Yeah, I guessed by the username.

          It was a quote from The Peep Show.

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          • nikkiclaire

            Oh sorry 😊 Haven't seen it obviously haha.

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            • SwickDinging

              I highly recommend it. Best of British humour.

              Although if you like to wear only socks you will struggle to empathise with the protagonist. He's not into it

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  • LornaMae

    I have been already. Got pics to prove it! LOL

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    • CozmoWank

      Please share.
      : )

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      • LornaMae

        NEVER! You know it!!!

        Just imagine and it'll do.

        It's all true and reals! Hahahaha

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        • CozmoWank

          Shall I even imagine glistening beads of sweat running over your warm flesh in the mid-day sun? Trickling beads of sweat making their way to..to.. Oh my it's getting warm in here. I do believe I'm developing a case of the vapors.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    only at the opera

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    • LornaMae

      Pagliacci, I'm sure. :P

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        bettern the nutcracker

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        • LornaMae

          Hmm. Isn't that a ballet?

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            i knew yalld call me on that as i were writin it

            all them fat ladies singin dont do much for me but sittin nekkid on them crushed velvet seats at the ballet or opera is heaven

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            • LornaMae

              You're such a Pagliacci! Sometimes I just want to call you by your Christian name to scold you hard!!! But I'm not allowed and I know better --- I'm not your mamma! :P

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