Would you eat the mammoth meatball?

some mad scientists in australia decided to make a meatball using meat grown in a lab from the dna of a 5000 year old mammoth, but they all decided against eating it because humans could possibly be allergic to mammoth now. this would not stop me from consuming the mammoth meatball because i am not a coward, but maybe i'm the insane one here.

i would eat the mammoth meatball 14
i would not eat the mammoth meatball 10
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Comments ( 37 )
  • KholatKhult

    Oh I’m furious
    This better kick off a Mammoth Race and light a fire under those four-eyed orcs up in the Arctic labs to give us our goddamn mammoth already

    “Errrr uhhhh ice worms uhhhh hypersonic missiles durr uhhh” No, public execution for our scientists, Putin pull the plug on the funding blyat they promised us mammoths years ago

    With god as my witness if Russia fails to produce the first live mammoth I will set myself on fire in Red Square like a Buddhist monk

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    • ospry

      What a weird hill to die on

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      • KholatKhult

        I’m just looking for any reason lately man

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  • raisinbran

    No because it’ll be forced on the rest of us after they cherry pick test results of early adopters. Anti-mammoth meatballers will be villified and blamed for a famine or something.

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    • up_my_ass_boiz

      you sound retarded

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      • Wow3986

        How fucking DARE you use the word "retarded". Everyday the mentally disabled is being beat, raped, and killed and you're seriously using the slur that is used by the same people committing these atrocious crimes against the disabled? So you admit you want the mentally disabled to DIE? You are a sexist racist ableist asshole that deserves to be fucking thrown off a building you terf. Keep your disrespectful thoughts to yourself you fucking bigot. You psychopath.

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        • up_my_ass_boiz

          you are ableist against pyschopaths, and your suggestion that using a slur should carry te penalty of being thrown off a building displays a lack of empathy lol. suck my cock

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          • Wow3986

            Wow now you're saying disabled people are psychopaths? Sickening.

            "suck my cock."

            So basically you're a cyber rapist? Keep you pervert thoughts to yourself you weirdo.

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            • up_my_ass_boiz

              "you deserve to be thrown off a building,"

              so basically you're a cyber murderer? keep your murderous thoughts to urself u wierdo.

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  • FLeak56

    As long as it’s halal

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    • RoseIsabella

      Is elephant halal?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    prolly wouldnt taste much different from elephant

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    How about a bottle of Ragu that expired 6 years ago to go along with it?

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    • up_my_ass_boiz

      what is battle of Ragu? Where was it waged

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese.

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  • MalicAcidInMyEyes

    There is no way I could pass up the chance to eat something so exotic!

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  • LloydAsher

    Fuck yeah I would!

    Eating an fresh animal that is extinct? That's awesome! Plus zero remorse for it too. It's already extinct.

    I want to eat dinosaur at some point (if you say avian is already dinosaur I dont mean that) even if they have to do some jurastic park splicing.

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    • Iambillythemenacetosociety

      No wonder we have all kinds of viruses.

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      • LloydAsher

        And how we are resistant to so many god damn sicknesses too.

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        • Iambillythemenacetosociety

          Well, we wouldn't have so many god damn sicknesses if people like you wouldn't just eat anything! Why do you think Asia has so many viruses? They eat anything and everything too.

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          • LloydAsher

            Ever traveled anywhere? You need vaccines when you travel. Their native flu is different than ours.

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            • Iambillythemenacetosociety

              Not anywhere outside of the US, no.

              Okay, so you need to get vaccinated when you travel. And?

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      gigantic chicken

      hope you got lotsa corn meal and a big ole fryer

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      • Wow3986

        So you're body shaming chickens? You human trash piece of shit. Animals have feelings too and you have no right to shame and disrespect chickens like that. Shame on you!

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          i gather chickens daily and make funa their gender identities and then i fat shame em

          all they got in response is cluck bawk

          and theres not a goddamn thing you can do about it

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          • Wow3986

            So...you're admitting you're an animal and child abuser?

            That's emotional abuse. There's a special place in hell for vile animal abusing bigots like yourself. Keep your hate speech to yourself smdh. But I guess that would take some decency which you have none.

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

              the special place you refer to is my sprawlin country estate

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  • Anonnet

    Of course I would. I have a pretty strong immune system and no food allergies, I'm goin' in.

    I used to care more about lab-grown meat and thought it was gross, but then I ate veggie burgers. Things that are not meat but are made to be very close in taste and consistency to meat. The way I see it, if I'm willing to pretend that tofu is real meat, I'm willing to pretend that tube-meat is real meat.

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  • KholatKhult

    Awwww you deleted your comment before I could respond
    And oh yeah, I’m ready for em as soon as they come, got plenty of room out here anyway

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  • AsterBean

    Nope. I have too many food issues to begin with, everything processed makes me sick. Lab grown food would likely have the same effect.

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  • Somenormie

    GET IN MEH BELLEH!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'd try it. It's probably a good source of protein. XD

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