Would you eat rotten meat for one million dollars?

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What if someone were to pay you one million dollars and the only catch is you have to eat an entire plate of rotten meat. Would you? Why of why not?

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EccentricWeird

9 years ago | pl

IIN I wish people who came up with dubious hypothetical scenarios would just get gobbled up by a giant whale?

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Incomplet

9 years ago

It depends.

What currency am I being paid in? Zimbabwean Dollars? British Pound Sterling?

How big is the plate? How rotten is the meat? What kind of meat is it?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Currency: whatever currency they use in your country
  Plate size: 6 inches
  Meat: Mystery meat that's a month old
  
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dirtybirdy

9 years ago

Well I blew a dead guy for a sock full of nickels once.

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- Tommythecat.
  
  9 years ago
  
  That sounds hot.
  
  *touches crotch creepily
  
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anti-hero

9 years ago

Assuming it wouldn't kill me, yes. Assuming the medical bills wouldn't total a million dollars, yes. Assuming it is US dollars (or something more valuable or at least close like Aus dollars) then yes.

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

How rotten is the meat? It depends on how sick I could get.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  A month old
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    9 years ago
    
    yeah, as long as it didn't look too bad.
    
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dom180

9 years ago

I don't really want one million dollars.

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- neversaynotopanda
  
  9 years ago
  
  Can I have it if you accidentally eat off meat and get paid the money someday?
  
  I'll also accept it in candy milkshake bottles.
  
  If not that's cool, we're all mammals here :)
  
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Shackleford96

9 years ago

Even if eating it didn't kill me, I wouldn't be able to stomach it without vomiting...

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green_boogers

9 years ago

I already have a million dollars.

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LizardSkin

9 years ago

Is it raw rotten meat or cooked rotten meat? Can I cook it or re-cook it after it's rotted? You haven't provided me enough information to make an informed decision.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  No, it shall not be recooked. The mystery meat is a month old presented on a six inch plate.
  
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  - LizardSkin
    
    9 years ago
    
    Well although there are various bacteria and parasites that could make you violently ill, few are fatal assuming I sought medical attention afterward. So i guess the answer is still yes.
    
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loopoo

9 years ago

No, I'm vegetarian

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

It depends on how rotten the meat really is.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  One month
  
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Tommythecat.

9 years ago

For a million dollars I'd eat you.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I don't have a vagina, so I guess you could eat out my ass you sexy cat!
  *winks*
  
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  - Tommythecat.
    
    9 years ago
    
    Your thighs will do, they will make a nice stew, how do you do.
    
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NotHumanAtAll

9 years ago

Yes I would.

How rotten is it? Was it grass fed? Free range? Will I be able to get extras if I really enjoy it?

Mmm just thinking about it gets me salivating.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Age: one month
  Grass fed or free range? Could be. It's mystery meat.
  
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