Would you donate your body to this cause?

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Say it's legal to do so, would you sign off on donating your dead body to a necrophiliac?

It would work just like an organ donation list. Necrophiliacs sign up to be put on a recipient list and donors sign up to will their bodies. If you know your own special necrophiliac, you can will your body directly to them if you want.

The recipient would be allowed a prescribed amount of time, in a (!!) *controlled environment* (!!), with your body and then it's returned to your next of kin to be buried or cremated.

Strict privacy laws are in place so you don't have to worry about embarrassing your family and friends.

Please comment! What did you choose and why?

I would definitely donate my body for this. 5
I am unsure but leaning towards "yes". 4
I am unsure. Leaning towards "no". 7
I absolutely would NOT donate my body for this cause. 31
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  • bananaface
    11 years ago | pl

    Why on earth would I want to do that? Eww, no. I'm donating my organs. I don't want someone to get all jiggy with them!

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  • dom180
    11 years ago

    I'd rather donate my body to a *good* cause.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      You never know what things might be like when you're near death. What if your organs and tissue aren't usable? Or maybe you become bitter towards the world.

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      • dom180
        11 years ago

        If my organs and tissue aren't useable, and I can't donate my body to science either, I guess I'd get buried or cremated. If I became bitter towards the world, I wouldn't want to let someone use my corpse as a sex zombie either :P

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    11 years ago

    I would. I have to get laid sometime

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  • Pris Stratton
    11 years ago

    I don't give a fuck.

    I already play "dead lady from the morgue" while I'm alive, might as well play her when I'm dead.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago

      Lots of women play "dead lady from the morgue" in the bedroom.
      They are called wives.

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      • Pris Stratton
        11 years ago

        Heh. Nobody ain't ever said "honey, I'm home! what's for dinner?" when I'm playin'. Should I be offended?

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      • GreyWulfen
        11 years ago

        LOL.

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago

    I want to rest in peace not have someone riding my piece

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  • ToxicCrayons
    11 years ago

    Sure, why not? I'd be dead anyway.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Would my loved ones get millions of dollars for it? Then no.

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  • charli.m
    11 years ago

    I just threw up a little.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Rather interesting idea. Not something I'm into while I'm alive buuuut...if I was dead....hmmmm.
    (minus the return the body part and just hack it up and burn it or something) (why have I put any thought into this?) ( I have not!!) ( and if i did its because you asked!!!!) (Omg!)

    That's disgusting!!

    I think...

    Right?!?!

    I mean yes!!!

    Yes its gross!!!

    I think...

    Right?!?!?!

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago

      I figured you for leaving your body as a nice a la king dish.

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Lies!! I think i would know it if you figured me considering I'm not dead.

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        • NotStrangeBird
          11 years ago

          *confused*

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          • dirtybirdy
            11 years ago

            -_- nevermind

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            • NotStrangeBird
              11 years ago

              I guess I was just hungry.

              Oh look, a pile of birdseed under that anvil over by my stove!!!

              After you, dear birdie...

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man
    11 years ago

    I donated my body to cigarettes.

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    If I were a man I would love making it with a corpse. A fresh corpse.

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    • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man
      11 years ago

      Why?

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    I wouldn't really call that a "cause"...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Helping the Horny

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
    11 years ago

    *sick in my mouth*

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  • q25t
    11 years ago

    Take out my organs and let science have their pick. If the necrophiliac still wants it, let them have it.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Maybe Cannibal, unless we're talking hot female necro.

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