Would you do this if katy perry promised you sex?

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What if Katy Perry said that the two of you could get naked and have sex and you could pretty much do whatever you wanted with her for the evening and maybe even cuddle afterward but there is a catch. You have to eat her poop. But you couldn't sit there and watch her poop and then eat it off the floor. What she would do is seal her butt hole over your mouth and hold your head against the floor and force it out fast so that you couldn't get any air until you swallowed it. There would be no backing out and no dillydallying. You'd be in it for the duration as they say. Naturally she'd want you to brush your teeth afterward. I'm not sure if I would do it but I might. She sure is pretty. I think it would be a pretty scary experience though, but ultimately you'd be a stronger person for it. Would you guys do it?

Yes I would do it enthusiastically	37
Yes, but I wouldn't like it very much	11
No I would flat out refuse	83
I'm not sure what I would do	5
I would find a way to black mail her into having sex	37

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NeofelisNebulosa

8 years ago | pl

If someone tried to shit in my mouth, I would stuff a ghost pepper into their asshole.

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- nobody13
  
  8 years ago
  
  I have the strangest desire to eat ghost peppers now...
  
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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  Do it to it, baby!
  
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- Stand2260by
  
  8 years ago
  
  Oh you don't want to join
  
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Short4Words

8 years ago | pl

There's no chick in this world hot enough to make me do that.

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anti-hero

8 years ago

I wouldn't fuck that talentless twat with Russell Brand's dick and John Mayer pushing.

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- dynamohumm
  
  8 years ago
  
  Too bloody true. She truly IS revolting isn't she?!!
  
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  - anti-hero
    
    8 years ago
    
    I just hate that she can't sing. I don't think she looks that bad.
    
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    - dynamohumm
      
      8 years ago
      
      Yep you are right she can't sing at all. I am embarrassed that she is associated with Australia, she is up there with our other embarrassments John Farnham and Nicole Kidman (who can't act)
      
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      - anti-hero
        
        8 years ago
        
        I didn't even know she was Australian.
        
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        dynamohumm
        
        8 years ago
        
        Nah apparently I am wrong. My bad, Mel just told me that Katy is an American. Aren't you lucky? :P
        
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- Short4Words
  
  8 years ago
  
  They deserve better.
  
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  - iEatZombies_
    
    8 years ago
    
    But not too much better.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  So you wouldn't want her to sing to you during sex? I was going to list that as one of the perks to the arrangement but thought it might stir up too much controversy.
  
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KeddersPrincess

8 years ago

Someone probably masturbated to this post.

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- Unimportant
  
  8 years ago
  
  Come on, Princess, you can tell us it was you...
  
  ;)
  
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  - KeddersPrincess
    
    8 years ago
    
    Then I'd have to kill you. ;)
    
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iEatZombies_

8 years ago

I would not, could not in a tree
Not in a car, you let me be!
I would not fuck her in a box
I would not fuck her with a fox
I would not fuck her in a house
I would not fuck her with a mouse
I would not fuck her here or there
I would not fuck her anywhere
I do not like that Katy, damn
I do not like her Sam-I-Am

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handsignals

8 years ago

I kissed a girl, then shat in her mouth.

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Nutbolt

8 years ago

if she made me do this then after the sex she won't walk out alive of bed, i will tear all her holes

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Dot123

8 years ago

No, that is straight up nastay and unsanitary.

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VirgilManly

8 years ago

It's a little frightening that you've actually given this so much thought.

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- wistfulmaiden
  
  8 years ago
  
  I find a lot of this website frightening, sir:)
  
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flyingnostalgia

8 years ago

I really didnt wanna read this bullshit of an post. OP please eat dung.

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cocknballs

8 years ago

Yeah I'll do it. If she scrubs her butthole clean and stuffs it with fudge first. Maybe in a condom for that extra layer of protection. Then, yes. I will definitely do it.

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AbnormallyAwesome

8 years ago

I only read the title and the answer is already no.

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Stand2260by

8 years ago

I don't love sex that much
So no thank you

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Anonymous Post Author

8 years ago

Ok fine. What if she doesn't sit on your head. What if she just poops on the floor and lets you take your time on it while she talks on the phone? I bet that would change some peoples minds. I don't know why you guys all have to make such immature comments about this whole thing.

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- handsignals
  
  8 years ago
  
  Would she be on the phone telling people how disgusting I was....
  
  ....not that I'm into that shit.
  
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bend_herover

7 years ago

I am sure she has done it lots of times.
I would do it if she lets me ram my cock all the way up her ass to the hilt until I rip her a new one and when I pull out , she sucks all of her shit and blood off of my cock and nuts until they are clean.
I will eat the corn out of her shit.

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zagzagslaph

8 years ago

katy perry is a damn retard

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GoldenNightmare

8 years ago

I rather fuck Nicki Minaja's twerking ass

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  And would you consume her poop for that privilege, sir?
  
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nastynymph

8 years ago

are you all crazy in the coconuts? Katy Perry would more than likely have to be alone with you and get naked first to perform the act described here. THATS ENOUGH for any of you to avoid the whole lips sealed to her asshole thing then once she has cleared her bowels shove your cock up her ass and do like back in the days of biblical Sodom. As for Penelope Cruz and Peta Wilson, if i were a man i would have anal sex with them too. Hell, i would have anal sex with myself if it were possible.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I'm not sure what you mean by I would have anal sex with myself if that was possible. Why don't you just stick you finger up your butt?
  
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BrulkBrotheon

8 years ago

Noooooooooo

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Eagwol

8 years ago

She may be attractive, but not that attractive to eat her shite.

its like the lyrics of a song by death cab for cutie, she is beautiful but she don't mean a thing to me.
Yeah, she is beautiful but she don't mean a thing to me.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I saw a girl at school today that is even hotter than Katy Perry. In fact I can honestly say she's the hottest girl I have ever seen in my life. I could just see her dragging me by the ear to the girls restroom and pooping on the floor and making me eat it and I would do it just to see the hole it came out of. Miles and miles of poop. You guys are all such liars. You would do it. Let's just drop the pretense.
  
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  - Eagwol
    
    8 years ago
    
    Speak for yourself kid. Not everyone shares your poop fetish. I Consider it pathetic and desperate to do something that crazy just to have sex.
    
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Afroking89

8 years ago

hell no. no bitch is that fine.

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Semen

8 years ago

Lol as for katy perry, i will do anything ,as you said there is a catch afterwards i can make sure i f*ck her in the ass and cum inside

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7114garrett

8 years ago

Katy Perry is a fuckin' troll without her airbrushed makeup. The
same is true with every other female celebrity.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/katy-perry-pic-twitter-husband-russell-brand-shows-singer-make-up-article-1.471346

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Wow thanks a lot. I didn't appreciate that.
  
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sexysonofsam

8 years ago

I once tried a piece of my own shit when I was about four years old, must say I never really developed a taste for it from there on in, it tasted fucking gross and to this day I will not put my mouth to it!

Not for you, not for her, not for anybody!

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wistfulmaiden

8 years ago

If I were a lesbian, she's not really my type. Peta Wilson or Penelope Cruz, maybe.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Gross you would eat Penelope Cruz's poop? You're a degenerate. Her poop is probably long and skinny with a bunch of undigested peanuts in it or something. I don't know why nobody likes Katy Perry.
  
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  - wistfulmaiden
    
    8 years ago
    
    Um NOT the poop part just meant I'd be attracted to her. Katy is just too cartoony .
    
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Couman

8 years ago

https://imagemacros.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/how-can-you-say-you-love-her/

But seriously, no.

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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

Who the hell is this Perry girl and why would anyone want to have sex with her??

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- wistfulmaiden
  
  8 years ago
  
  She's a talentless pop chick with big boobs and bad taste in men and hairstyles. Slightly less offensive than Miley Cyrus;)
  
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    8 years ago
    
    Ah, thank you.
    Well, 'slightly less offensive than Miley Cyrus' really makes her sound oh, so attractive. lol
    The OP can have her.
    
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    - wistfulmaiden
      
      8 years ago
      
      None of them are Catherine Deneuve :)
      
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      - thegypsysailor
        
        8 years ago
        
        Now that's a guaranty! Looks or talent wise.
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Here's a link to a sexy Katy Perry slideshow. Isn't she heavenly?
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    8 years ago
    
    Hmm. I don't see the link there. Well whatever. You should do your own Katy Perry homework anyway.
    
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Kittenfever

8 years ago

she'd be cool as my first lesbian experience, but i don't know about the catch. not worth it

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- thegypsysailor
  
  8 years ago
  
  Hey, are you the girl on the right or on the left?
  
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  - Kittenfever
    
    8 years ago
    
    the left, why ??
    
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    - Another_Account
      
      8 years ago
      
      that dude is a weirdo, I wouldn't bother with him.
      
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      - Kittenfever
        
        8 years ago
        
        thx dude
        
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    - thegypsysailor
      
      8 years ago
      
      I like having some idea what folks I encounter on the internet look like.
      You've got to remember, most of my life any interactions with other people have been face to face and I'm not yet comfortable with this faceless, anonymous thing.
      
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      - Explosive_Diarrhea
        
        8 years ago
        
        You're a fucking weirdo who has the back story of being married to someone 42 years younger than you and sailing the Caribbean Sea in your twilight years that you continuously defend.
        
        Yet here you are trying to engage what is basically a child in a conversation online. You are a fucking weirdo dude. And don't try to spin some bullshit about how you mean this in an "innocent" way.
        
        You are full of shit.
        
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        Kittenfever
        
        8 years ago
        
        wow guys stop fighting over me ha
        
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        thegypsysailor
        
        8 years ago
        
        The only reason I can see for that hateful bit of posting Explosive Diarrhea is that your life ain't worth shit and you are so jealous of anyone who has a good one, that it drives you bat shit crazy.
        I guess the only thing you can engage is your typing finger, huh dumbass? Not a civil bone in your pitifully ugly body, right.
        Another loser who hates a winner.
        
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      - Kittenfever
        
        8 years ago
        
        then how come you dont have a picture of yourself up?
        
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        thegypsysailor
        
        8 years ago
        
        We have a website that we run a charter business through and we can't afford malicious hacking. Too easy to do a google image search.
        
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