Would you defend yourself against a kitten?

If a kitten was somehow about to kill you unless you killed it first, would you do it, or just let it kill you?

Kill kitten 32
Let kitten kill me 15
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  • megadriver

    How's a kitten gonna kill me? With cuteness and excessive fluffness?!

    I'll pet the little munchkin and be on way and live to tell the tale of the dangerous kitten..

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      yall could choke on the fluff

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    • I can think of a million scenarios that don't involve an overdose of cuteness.

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      • megadriver

        Name three realistic scenarios where a kitten kills me XD

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  • cupcake_wants

    How could or would a kitten kill me??

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    • With cutness

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      • good way to die

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        • Idk any other way 😻

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    • leggs91200

      Keep thinking it cannot happen. Keep thinking that.
      You will see.

      https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-machine-gun-crazy-lady-f2fVSJWddYb6g

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Of course I would and so would anyone else even if they say they wouldn't. Stupid question.

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    • leggs91200

      A to the K homeboy, A to the muthah fuggin k

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        What? Make some sense please!

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        • leggs91200

          Just acting dumb as always

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdvzswt5Mqo

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            C'mon leggs don't use jokes dependent on age for comprehension.

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            • leggs91200

              As I was then. I tend to forget that some cultural references are decades old, though they seem like yesterday.

              Ohhh do not worry too much, it will happen to you too.

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        • probably means an AK-47?

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  • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

    Cats are the reason for existence, of course I’d give my lousy little life😍😌

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm not killing any kittens! Hell to tha no!

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    • Then you choose to be killed by kitten.

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      • RoseIsabella

        The kitten will slay me with it's mighty cuteness!

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        • leggs91200

          But, but, Rose!
          Will that kitten, will that kitten be slaying like the queen of swords?

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6vEj7AE6B0

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Lol. Wanna talk more about this post?

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  • Sleepykitten

    Needs more info. Is the kitten going to chainsaw murder me or am I just dying of cuteness overload because he is soooo cute? If the latter, there are a lot worse ways you could die.

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  • Bobtailcatgirl

    Kill me with cuteness 😻

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  • Grunewald

    Die of rabies? Sorry. I'd rather the kitten saw a swift, painless death.

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