Would you consider the girl a virgin in this instance?

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Say there is a magical fairy who turned a man into a cucumber. He was picked up by a farmer and sold to the grocery. Then a woman who never had sex bought him thinking he was just another cucumber to masturbate with. After she finishes masturbating the the cucumber, would she still be a virgin in your opinion (since the cucumber had the soul of the man)?

Yes 11
No 6
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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    Every year, thousands of man-cucumber suffer unintentional rape in the hands of unwitting, unsatisfied women. Please, the next time you go to the grocery stores... think of the cucumbers.

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      Thank you for taking up our cause.

      Signed,
      Mr. Parrish Cucumber

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  • charli.m
    11 years ago

    ...Do you think about this sort of thing a lot?

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Wow.

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  • NicciSunset(:
    11 years ago

    lmfao ...wtf is this?

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  • associate
    9 years ago

    This question made me think more than it should have done.

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man
    11 years ago

    Does she smoke after?

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    Fuck. I meant yes. She's still virgin. That no didn't count... Uhhgg

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    11 years ago

    Haha thanks op I was having a pretty shitty day and for some reason this really got me

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    11 years ago

    There were 2 yes votes when I edited.

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    Hah.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Cool story bro.

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  • Short4Words
    11 years ago

    Yea I guess.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    What?

    Hell no that bitch ain't no virgin anymore! :P

    So, did you enjoy your masturbation session with the cucumber?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I'm a guy...

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      • shade_ilmaendu
        11 years ago

        Kinky. ;)

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        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          XD

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      • Shackleford96
        11 years ago

        The question still stands. :P

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