Would you call this a sexual act?

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For the past year or so I've had a burning desire to take a dump on a woman's face. This is something that I consider to be so sick and nasty that I could never bring myself to ask my wife to allow me to do this. A hooker? The ones that I asked want too much money for this. I guess I'll have to settle for some crack whore, but I don't know where to find one. It's embarrassing to ask around but I guess that's what I'll have to do. Is wanting to take a shit in a woman's face normal? And would this be considered a sex act? I'll post how it felt like. I know that there are several of you out there who will want to know how it, um, came out.

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Based on 120 votes (19 yes)
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  • charli.m
    9 years ago | pl

    We don't want to hear how it went.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    What you're describing is not the least bit normal, but it would be worth $5 to watch the crack whore turn on you and slice you up with a box cutter.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I see nothing sexual in this. I see it as a very sick individual who desires to degrade another human being. Sad.

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    • charli.m
      9 years ago

      Some sick fucks get off on that...presumably this guy does, too.

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  • WhiteStallion
    9 years ago

    Replace sexual with disrespectful in that question.

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    • megadriver
      9 years ago

      Or disgusting...
      works just as well.

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  • monkee
    9 years ago

    Totally sick.

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  • granylover
    9 years ago

    The best part is getting the crack whore to lick my asshole while I blow a couple of loud, stinky farts in her face. Then I empty my bowels all over her face. Then I make her just lay there for twenty minutes or so while I take pictures of the stinking mess on her face. I view the pictures later while I jack off. I get off degrading crack whores. So what?

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  • buddyroowho
    9 years ago

    not normal, but if you find a willing participant, and it gets you both off sexually, sure, I guess it would be a sexual thing.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    It's called "Scat". It's a fetish. Look it up.

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  • slaphappy
    9 years ago

    I recommend taking some Exlax or a teaspoon of Caster's Oil first. That way you take a nice loose dump that will pretty much coat her entire face. Or it may come out a little chunky, with corn kernels sticking to her forehead. Yeah, I'm into too, Dude. And there are many others. Relax, you are not alone.

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  • SillyBillyChilly
    9 years ago

    You must live in Germany.....

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    Just do it to ur wife while she's sleeping. She'll ,Love it. It's like breakfast in bed. But... Not.

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  • Derps
    9 years ago

    Let's all get a dirty Sanchez ;)

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    You nasty ass fool.

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  • 900613sprog
    9 years ago

    I myself am I woman and personally i think that this is very normal! I have always wanted to try eating my own shit but I'm always really scared someone will find out!! I would also love to try someone else's shit as well!
    I also watch a lot of scat porn and it's actually quite good!
    So personally I think it is normal. Hope this helped:)

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    • redfastlad
      9 years ago

      yes I am also a scat porn fan, I have managed to eat my own shit a couple of times and as for shitting on a woman I would much prefer her to shit on me and let me eat it as it comes out of her arse

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    • dirtybirdy
      9 years ago

      Are you sure you're not the OP who made this account specifically to give this response?

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  • eastbeast
    9 years ago

    Crack Whore sounds like your best option.
    If you can't find one, ask in your local Police station, they have a list there, but you do need to explain what you want the Whore to do so they can select the correct one for you.
    As a courtesy it is also a good idea to offer the Police Officer some money for their trouble.

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  • DaDoc
    9 years ago

    Is it normal? It depends on who you ask. I never knew it was a fetish until I ran across the phrase "shat porn" I wouldn't do, see, or want to hear about it, but to each his own.

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  • JBLuvva
    9 years ago

    I was just sick in my mouth lol

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  • WonderGuy0103
    9 years ago

    I have heard that Belgium Chocolate can make people sick.

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