Would you buy a tourette's syndrome sat nav?

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You know the kind of thing: "Take the next f**king left. Left, for f**k's sake. Turn f**king left, you c**t".

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    Fuck yes I would. It would make geting lost so much more fun.

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    • vexron
      11 years ago

      yer like u program for say randomly cornwall u end up in lets say wales u think arggggh god fuckin sat nav at least we had fun gettin here

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I'd actually be really honoured if you agreed to be the voice for it.

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      • vexron
        11 years ago

        please please make it and launch in uk its what we need lmao

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      • shade_ilmaendu
        11 years ago

        O.O That would be so much fun.

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  • NothingSpecial
    11 years ago

    Why not just call it vulgar GPS system? I'm sick of the "tourettes equals swearing" joke. It gets boring after awhile, especially since tourettes tics are not swearing when you're angry. It's random swearing for no reason.

    Sorry for soapboxing, it's just a joke that's gotten pretty stale. It was funny to me when I was 14, but I'm not anymore and I'm tired of it.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    This idea is genious! I would totally buy one of those just for the comedic value alone :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    It would be amusing. I wouldn't pay for it but if it came as a free voice download, maybe in a sultry female voice... I would masturbate on the motorway at 70mph

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    • vexron
      11 years ago

      wouldent every 1 lmao

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Thay would even make girls wet at the wheel!

        Just imagine if it gave you instructions. A dominatrix sat nav!

        " take the exit as you cum onto the dash board NOW "

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    My wife already does this but yeah it would be fun i like the robotic womany voice on the gps it sounds eloquent so it would be so F****** funny if she swore he bleeding arse off.

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    Hells to the yes.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    Please.
    I already get into enough arguments with my GPS without it calling me a fucking cunt. I don't need anymore reasons to throw it out the window.

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    That's not how Tourette's Syndrome works.

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    I won't spend money on f****** stupidities

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Oh I would be the perfect voice for that

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  • iEatZombies_
    11 years ago

    "You missed your turn, you stupid bitch. WTF? Now we're lost."

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  • kpop7
    11 years ago

    Fuck ya I wuld!

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  • thanksforthefreecar
    11 years ago

    Lol thats bloody hilaruous

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  • vexron
    11 years ago

    yer i would just cos when i hear touretes it makes me luagh like that bb guy pete he was funny

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    No, but is does have potential as an optional language pack.

    I suppose it would be easier to implement on a smartphone.
    Either as a GPS app, or as a TTS voice add-on that intercepts and modifies the commands.

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  • yesnomaybeso
    11 years ago

    No, I wouldn't, I actually don't like swearing loads, I don't find it nice.

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