Would society benefit if ted bundy and jeffrey dahmer were a couple?

It's a shame that Bundy was straight. I think their personalities are well-suited to each other. In an alternate universe, Bundy would have been gay and not psychopathic, he would have been a successful lawyer and he would have fallen madly in love with Dahmer.

Dahmer would have reciprocated his feelings and would not have killed him and ate him. And they would have been a cute couple, always together until death did them apart.

I think they are individuals who just need love and if they found each other then they wouldn't want to hurt others. Thoughts?

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  • yes i like the thought of them hacking and biting each other :D

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  • Crusades

    Here we go again

    Here we go again

    Mic check one two here we go again!

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  • Dahmer was the type of person that needed to have complete control in a relationship, Bundy was similar. The relationship would suck.

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    • Bundy had somewhat of a "normal" relationship with Elizabeth Kendall (alias); so based on that I think Bundy might be able to form a good relationship with Dahmer. There might be power struggles in the relationship at first, but I think Bundy may accomodate and adjust by letting Dahmer have a little more power.

      Bundy is definitely capable of engaging a somewhat of a normal relationship.

      That's my opinion.

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  • Shackleford96

    That's dumb.

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  • Ilovewinter12

    I don't that Jeffrey Dahmer would ever go out with Ted Bundy,
    he isn't his type per se, from what I know, Dahmer preferred submissive men, and Bundy was anything, but submissive.

    Oh, and let's not forget that Bundy was 100% striaght.

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  • Grapist

    Are you fucking retarded

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  • dom180

    Although I'm not convinced you are entirely serious, you appear to fetishise murderous men in a way that does not strike me as entirely healthy.

    A much more realistic, more focused fantasy would be for Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer to have grown up as conscientious and pro-social young men.

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    • Why would you say it is unhealthy?

      Now that you mention it. I think almost all of my crushes involve men with criminal backgrounds like Randle McMurphy, Norman Bates.

      I wonder what this could mean.

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