Would it be cool if there could be a blackhole in our pants?

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This is not a joke or troll poll!

I've always wondered about this since I was little, that it would be awesome if a controlled Blackhole existed in our pants. It would be a great way to release human waste without having to go to the bathroom at all! Anyone else ever thought of this, or think it'd be awesome?

I've never thought about that, but it would be awesome! 25
I've thought about this before, and it would be awesome! 5
I don't think it'd be cool. 27
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    I don't think you understand the true nature black holes.

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  • derpyderp
    12 years ago

    There's a few chicks around my area that have a black hole inside their pants...
    & we're not talking a few microns here!

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  • Freedom420
    12 years ago

    Universal blowjob

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  • Gelmurag
    12 years ago

    Well you'd have to add some type of fantasy to this, since a blackhole even a few microns across would be far to powerful for...any use actually. But assuming that fantasy physics are in place, its has been theorized that time/light has a momentary "freeze" at the even horizon. In that case, any waste you'd try to put into the blackhole would be for a period of time, stuck between your body, and the blackhole. That would either stink, or cause a large mess, or both. But an interesting concept at least.

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  • mizeka
    12 years ago

    Does "controlled" mean a blackhole that doesn't follow the laws of physics?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I do, it's called my vagina. It happily takes in everything ;)

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  • 800imawesome
    11 years ago

    We would be obliterated if it reached within half a light year of us.

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  • Ryan556
    11 years ago

    There is one to some astent girls have it ;)

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  • jiggaboojones
    12 years ago

    Id prefer to shit in real life.

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  • icien
    12 years ago

    Oh, frivolous desires are the mother of invention. The only problem is that this technology would be exploited by the elite, and myself, being poor, would never have the pleasure of witnessing my shit caress the event horizon and then into oblivion. Though, that is the same way I feel about the posh and bourgeois; i.e., when you have five Rolls Royce's, you might as well use one as a toilet seat.

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  • XxXsm0k3w33d4lif3XxX
    12 years ago

    LOL!!!! oprah winfrey has a gaping 1

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