Would a grape pie work?

I've always wondered if a grape pie would work. Just fresh seedless grapes in a pie and bake it. Anyone attempted this?

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  • DannyKanes

    No. Grapes lose their texture and flavor when cooked.

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    • handsignals

      Way to shatter my dream Bro.

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  • Ilovewinter12

    Wouldn't hurt to try it out, I guess.

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  • A soggy raisin pie?

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    • cuppycake1228

      I bet a raisin pie would be similar to a date pie. Dates are...okay.

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  • gummy_jr

    When I read this title I thought about a grape pie sitting in an office chair at a computer in its cubicle with a colorful tacky tie draped over it and a hot cup of coffee next to it. Then a Dilbert poster on the wall behind it.

    Lord help me.

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  • basalt

    I certainly wouldn't employ one.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Ew.

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    • handsignals

      why Ew, in theory it's a good idea.

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      • dirtybirdy

        Warm eyeballs.

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        • Avant-Garde

          I once went to a Halloween walk with a friend at this place that I think may have been a park. On the way to the woods, there was this lady. She was tall, thin and wearing a long white lab coat. She was holding this big bowl and told us to reach it and fondle its contents. It was very dark so, I couldn't see what was in the bowl. I remember the contents being hard round objects that were slimy. This big chocolate brother wanted to know what she had in the bowl. She replied with,"They're eyeballs!).

          To this day, I don't think that I ever found out what they were…

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          • dirtybirdy

            I've heard of people using peeled grapes to make eyeballs for such occasions. Let's hope that's what it was.

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            • cuppycake1228

              As a kid I would peel the skin from grapes imagining I was removing the corneas from my classmates' eyeballs I didn't like. My family moved 100 miles away.

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          • handsignals

            They were love eggs, your hand was in her Vagina.

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            • Avant-Garde

              Dayum! What a hard and large vulva that was, then! Talk about weird science! She must have really known her shit if she could disconnect her vulva from her body. What a long connection that must of been and her eggs must of felt quite violated and exposed by the time they closed up shop! It reminds me of that poster on here who said that they had a friend who wished that he could have a detachable penis so, that he could slap people with it.

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        • handsignals

          Have you heard of cherry pie?

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          • dirtybirdy

            Yes sir. I suppose you're right. Something just doesn't seem quite right with the grape pie. I like grapes too I am just having a problem with this for some reason. I don't think it would taste good. I'm sorry :(

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            • Theres a bunch of ping pong ball sized birds roosting by my feet right now.

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            • cuppycake1228

              Yeah, it just sounds groty.

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            • shuggy-chan

              Waste of grapes, better to make wine with them and ur feet, like I love lucy

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  • SHAKEStheClown

    What's a rape pie?

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  • anti-hero

    Grape jelly would work better.

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  • derpyderp

    Oh Jesus. What have you done!?

    Now she's gonna want a grape pie milkshake...

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  • RoyRogers

    I would try red, wine or purple/blue grapes. I think white/green grapes would turn sour. Also I believe maybe add some lemon or sugar to bring out the flavour. I do believe they do have grape pie.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grape_pie

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    • RoyRogers

      http://m.allrecipes.com/recipe/12289/concord-grape-pie-i/?mxt=t06rda
      Here is a link for recipe

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  • tomboycat

    you cant use grapes to bake pie, it will destroy the texture of it. You can use blue berry pie jam and blue berries or rasberry jam or rasberries.

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  • Aurora93

    Grapie.

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  • Visitor

    Try it out and experiment like said above. I'm thinking of a grape pound cake with poppy seeds.

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I tend to be very gassy eating grapes
    *farts very loudly

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  • Avant-Garde

    I don't see why not. Have you ever realized that the grape is one of the most less experimented foods on the planet. Of course, it has been much appreciated in the world of Wine and I can see why. But, you rarely see it being used for things like ice-cream or breakfast favourites. Besides wine, Jam seems to be the only popular alternative. Though, Raisins seem to get a more varied usage.

    If the usual formula doesn't work, you could try making the pie filling from grape jelly. I once made a blueberry and apricot/peach jelly pie and I would put cream cheese on top of it. It was so good that I would eat it as part of the main component to my daily meals.

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  • lemoncity

    I wonder what in the world a pomegranate pie would taste like...

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  • handsignals

    Well this has been epic, thanks to everyone who contributed.

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