Wondering if i have romantic feeling for plants?

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I have always had a special bond with plants. Starting recently, on and off, I've wondered if I may be sexually attracted to them as well. The fleeting thought of trying to please them has occurred to me, but I've never acted on it. I don't think that I ever will either. IIN?

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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

Pollinate them.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  *Transforms into bee*
  
  Don't mind if I do!
  
  *ruffles through petals*
  
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DannyKanes

9 years ago

Leaf the plants alone.

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- shuggy-chan
  
  9 years ago
  
  Dont worry, he is just pollen your leg
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    9 years ago
    
    Don't plant on it.
    
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Loneliness

9 years ago

Go for it bro.. Plants are sexy as hell.

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LadyStardust

8 years ago

I guess this is tree-hugging taken to its logical conclusion, then?

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IINtobeonthiswebsite

8 years ago

Do they make you randy??? Hmmm??? Are you horny??? Go for it!!!!

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Todays_food_is_tacos

9 years ago

same thing here, i was looking at this hedge the other day and was like "oh yeaah..."

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  http://images.musicmazaa.com/media/images/large/fun/pictures/sexy-plants.jpg
  
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toxic-mecha

9 years ago

You could aways use your green thumb on them--

No, but in all seriousness, some people are attracted to non-human things. Take me, for example...it's uncommon, but more common than you would think.

I don't see how you could please one, though, just keep watering. As long as you don't harm the plant, I'd say you're fine.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Thank you. There's also caressing and sending sexy thoughts their way.
  
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Parky_Parker

9 years ago

Every rose has it's thorn.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  And flowers look like vaginas.
  
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Hajer92

9 years ago

WTF IS GOING ON ON THIS EARTH ? !

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  <a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1194334/Sexy" rel="nofollow">http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1194334...</a>
  
  https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3014/2981814915_63da4f4777.jpg
  
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- squirrelgirl
  
  9 years ago
  
  Cross-pollination apparently.
  
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