Wish men could sniff out women's horniness

I wish men had a built-in advanced sense of smell that you could easily sniff out a woman's horniness at a distance, approach the target woman with an air of all-knowing confidence and say "You know what Miss? You're too damn horny right now.... c'mon, don't deny it. And we should definitely get it on right here, right now... I don't care who's watching!"

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    But then if your own mother got horny around you, you'd know it. That'd just make you wanna blow your brains out.

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    • YE

      "Lace the old man's tea with Viagra." I would suggest. She would have a happier sex life even in old age.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Well, women do give off certain pheromones while ovulating and men pick up on it whether they realize it or not.

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    • YE

      Me wishes for something that bypasses the vagueness of detecting such certain pheromones, with all the cosmetics, or perfumes and what have you most women wear.

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      • LloydAsher

        The johnson is blind so it really doesnt sniff it out, its more of a caveman response. Woman, me sleep with!

        Whatever you do during the coaxing stage is really how you perform to the best your charisma has to offer.

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        • YE

          "Woman, me sleep with!" LMAO... There are times when the Johnson has to be ignored.

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          • LloydAsher

            Especially when nothing is happening. Like you touch it and it goes "Now?!!"
            Me: no I just brushed you with my hand.
            Johnson: it's my time to shine and be a huge (not really) deal for like 2 minutes.

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    • litelander8

      Truth!

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  • SmokeEverything

    I mean if a girls gonna say yes to blatantly asking if she wants to have sex you should kinda be able to use some situational awareness and realize it

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    • YE

      Situational awareness?! That isn't in any part of my wish.

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      • SmokeEverything

        Dude just cause some girl is really horny doesnt mean shes gonna pick you to have sex with.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Birdie is right about the pheromones!

    I wouldn't be interested in someone who talked to me in such a way though, OP.

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