Wiping ass <>

Ok peeps, I was reading the entry about wiping standing up or sitting down, now how bout we figure out wiping up or down?? So as a guy do you wipe towards your boys or away from them. Ladies, what about you. Us guys and prob some women have to get all those dingleberries sticking to the hair back there. Thank goodness for moist wipes. Next week toilet paper, over or under. Stay tuned. Lol.

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  • SuperLouis

    FROM SIDE TO SIDE!!!

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  • rms69fmh

    Always front to back. I have enough trouble dealing with a hairy ass and do not need the trouble of sloshing it towards my hairy sack! Incidentally, trying to keep the hole clean after a dump/wipe in a warm climate is hard as hell! I find that performing a “follow-up” wipe (approx 15 minutes after the initial series) is essential if you wish to rid your ass of the eventual disturbing squishing feel, and of course, the annoying stripe which burns into the underwear!

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  • Y r u talking about wiping strategies? It's gross

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  • Mel

    Always front to back...no one wants the poo near their other area! lol And def always use wet wipes!

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  • thehalfgoodgirl

    wipe from bottom to top if you’re a female because us females can actually get germs from our bootyhole to our pussy, even if your not pooping if you’re like me with a stinky butthole then you’re including because my bootyhole always stinks which means it has germs

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  • pulse-punch

    Wipe from front to back, some guys like to go down there and graze so keep it clean ladies!

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  • robertarauza

    I wipe from my hole to the top oft crack,

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  • megadriver

    Does it fucking matter! I take a dump in the morning. So after I wipe, I take a shower! Either way I am clean.

    God, some of these posts are dumb.

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  • coolio75650932

    i dont wipe it i dont own it i feal it

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  • (From a woman) I start by my bum hole and move back to the top of my crack. I just think it's gross to basically be shoving poop on your vagina.

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  • rukii

    In and out!!! Wait what?!

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  • ruralfrights

    Yes!!! All humans must soak and soak well so their a holes don't become shit stained over time.

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  • taino871

    I don't wipe! I wash my butt after a healthy dump. Don't like to smell like dirty ass all day.

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  • iGornet

    I DO BOTH

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  • ruralfrights

    Take a bath and soak well if your where you can. Gets all the particles.

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  • ksigman77

    I go both back to front, then front to back and repeat. That way i know I have covered all the area from both directions.... Kinda scary that some people don't know how to clean their own ass.... Makes you wonder how they manage to make it through the day with more challenging tasks :-)

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  • BADMAN!

    Different strokes for folks.
    When considering wiping, you have to operate on a turd-by-turd basis.

    BADMAN!

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  • bones

    Front to back mostly, but I switch sometimes.

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  • AppAttack

    ahhhh I can't help but comment again! females shouldn't wipe back to front to help prevent bladder infections?!?!?!? why are you smearing poop into your vagina? I just don't understand. does no one have control of their hand motion?

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    • twistedmemories

      It's not wiping poop into your vagina, germs are on your bum even if there's no poop there. You wipe away from it.

      With baby girls you wipe from front to back, and with baby boys you wipe back to front (not sure why on that one, maybe because wiping down would push the stuff in the way and you'd miss? I'll have to ask my friend, anyway). So for myself, front to back, as I'd rather not get infections, as a doctor will tell you.

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  • iin2bhere

    Always front to back followed by a moist wipe or four. Just to make sure it is clean.

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  • catspiral

    Females I know should wipe front to back, to help prevent bladder infections (doing it back to front, even after peeing, can force germs into where the pee comes out, causing infections). I don't know about anything like that for guys.

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  • AppAttack

    i am a female and heres my two cents: I wipe both back to front and front to back. I don't understand why people are afraid of any certin direction and getting poop in other areas that it shouldn't be. are they just hap hazardly smearing everything around down there? if you hold the tp right up to your asshole and wipe it will only get on the tp- where it should be. oh and here's a test to anyone that thinks they should only wipe up (away from your balls or away from your coochie) do that until you think your compleatly clean. then go back an wipe the other direction. not as clean as you thought you were huh?

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