Wipe: standing or sitting

This seems to be a contentious, so I want to get to the heart of it :-)

I sit down when I wipe 202
I stand up when I wipe 177
I start wiping while sitting down, then stand up to finish off the job 89
Other (Add a comment) 14
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Comments ( 30 )
  • haroldp.ness

    i usually do a handstand with a split and my wife wipes for me....

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    • monkeysee68

      Hahahaha that was a great post ;)

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  • OliviaMist

    Why would you stand up? It just makes more work and with your pants around your ankles you might loose balance.. plus what if you have a little bit more pee and it drips down? Or EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA? You better hope you are sitting.

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  • dappled

    I think this is a great question and something I think about occasionally. There are standers and there are sitters and I guess our choice is informed by our parents' choice. The funny thing is that whichever side of the fence you sit on (or stand on), you imagine that the other side is completely and entirely wrong.

    Isn't it strange how 50% of the people can be right and the other 50% of people thinking entirely the opposite can also be right? Something to ponder!

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  • barcafutbol

    i dont wipe at all, i just wait until i shower. IF i shower that day.

    lol just kidding but seriously who the hell came up with this poll hahahah people are running out of ideas eh?

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    • very_curious

      lol omg I was about to freak out xD

      till I read the bottom XP

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  • milkmonster77

    i wipe til theres no color on the TP...pretty safe method

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  • I also think its a worthy question, I mean how many people get to see someone wipe there ass (not that I want to)

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  • scibidydoo

    People wipe... standing up... HOW IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

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  • Dreamboat

    I wipe my ass laying on the floor

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  • ru4real

    I think you have to wipe whatever way works best for wiping till it is clean!

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  • hellboy333

    :S

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  • twospirit

    Sitting and then I use flushable wipes after.

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  • Snakeplisken

    I take a dump in my hands and smear it all over my face

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    • RoxasXAxel

      pics or it didn't happen

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    • Make a video -.-

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  • bleach_baby

    you couldnt get properly clean standing up

    thats disgusting

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    • 1. Stand up. 2. bend over. Common sense, Use it

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  • RCSTEW15

    To me the best thin to do is not wipe your ass at all. I saves money not having to buy toilet paper and the smell from you keeps the bugs away from you. Oh, and it makes me feel sexy.

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  • ssA

    Dont just wipe, wash yourselves as well.

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  • Realman300

    Washing with water

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  • robbieforgotpw

    Hand wipe

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  • Amy&Kayleigh

    Sitting! using a toilet gives you times to ponder and relax, standing just doesn't do that!

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  • HarringtonMD

    haha this is just the funniest post ever for some reason. why would you stand up? yet i see some people doing it....???

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  • uuh, Who wants to take the time to stand up and wipe their butt when they could just stay sitting. Plus it's more clean if you sit.

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  • Todd'mo

    I use a budee

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  • I don`t like to touch the water that I shit in.

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  • Dreamboat

    I meant to say,I wipe my ass while laying on the floor^^where is the edit button?

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  • football218

    dont be a clown sit down

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  • askwhyfirst

    seriously?

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