Will that happen?

Allright, so I was at this resturant in the bathroom. This guy walks in goes into the stall and scares the crap outta me by screaming and yelling. "get out! Comon!" by now I ask him if he needs help. He says that it's old age. He can't help it, and that he hasn't pooped for 2 whole years!!!! When I get old, will this ever happen to me?

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  • konkord.khimpanzee

    That's why old people consume lots of prunes.

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  • fraufrau

    Is it just me, or am I the only one who found that real lulzy?

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  • I want to disagree. I know they poop less than younger people, but 2 years is ludacris.

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  • pollita82

    He was sure lieing cuz i work at an assisted living and once this lady did not have a bm for about a month and she didnt tell anybody. So one morning she was on the bathroom floor crying. On the way to the hospital she died cuz her bladder ( or whereever the poop is located) exploded and all that poop poisened her insides. It was a terrible way to die but if that man were tellin the truth. He wouldve exploded already.

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  • Very normal for people over 79

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  • SaintPhoeniix

    If you do not go to the toilet, your digestive system would collapse after about a week.

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  • afghanistudd

    He is lying, if you can't go to the bathroom, you will die within a few weeks, not possible, go look it up

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  • violet3

    LOOOL dis is kinda funny... sorry for da poor old man though. Don't worry that won't happen to you.

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  • grumpybarbie

    Normal, but he's lying about the poop, he's just constipated and it feels like forever!! Poor bastard!

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