Will my laptop get heavier if i put more files on it?

It wont get heaver if you do it under water. The files will float.

If your laptop uses a hard drive, no. If you laptop uses a solid state drive it might get lighter! This is because a "zero" is stored in flash memory by charging the floating gate in a transistor with electrons. Since empty storage was most likely initialized to zero, writing files to it will change some of the bits to one by removing electrons and thus reducing the weight.

You can use PKZip and compress the files. That will make them smaller and then compress them again and keep doing that until the file is only 2 bytes long and then you can just write it on a notepad and erase it from your computer.

Unoriginal. You can't even think of your own troll question?

I heard washing your laptop in a dishwasher will help.

Don't set files on it then!

SCREAMING.

lmfao.

Sad troll.