Wife threatening divorce because she's "embarrassed"

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My wife invited her boss and his wife for dinner. In my defense I didn't realize they had come early. My wife said 7:00 and they were already there a quarter to. Well I walked past them with nothing on except my eagles jersey and they got a full frontal view of my wang. It was a really awkward dinner and after they left my wife said she wanted a divorce. It's almost like she was looking for a reason because I don't think it was that big of a deal.

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  • freakdom
    8 years ago

    glue some puppy eyes on your wiener and sneak up on her. you may also put a bucket of roses around it to make it look extra cute.

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  • sugartits
    8 years ago

    thats what im saying don't say they're coming at 7 if they come early she should have yelled to you that they were to avoid this kind of thing from happening

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    What kind of an idiot isn't at the very least wearing underwear, 15 minutes before an important social engagement? I'm with your wife here, buddy. She needs someone with a bit more smarts in her life?

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    What a big time cunt. You should slap her face.

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  • Steven3.0
    8 years ago

    I'm taking your wife's side, prole. It's improper to expose one's genitals when not in the shower, in bed, at the doctor or fucking.

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  • Redcoats
    8 years ago

    With that performance against Hawthorn I'm not surprised :P

    All jokes aside, your wife sounds like a bitch.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    If it was a Dolphins Jersey you would have totally pulled it off.

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  • mokuton
    8 years ago

    Bro even if they are early or late you shouldn't hang your wang in the open. Anyways maybe your wife invited them on purpose and knew that they be early and knew that you would behave like that so that she can ask for divorce. Just a conspiracy bro...

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  • MR.mr
    8 years ago

    No it's not normal at all. I can certainly understand her feeling embarrassed, but that's no reason for a divorce especially since it was just an accident.

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  • dindu_nuffin
    8 years ago

    What kind of world do we live in that a man cannot walk in his own home with his wang out !!

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