Widespread vagina

36% Normal
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Is it normal that I have a very very very widespread Vagina?

It's really embarresing and I don't feel comfortable with shoving cactus' up my flappy minge because it keeps makes squelchy noises and getting yesterday's cornflakes stuck up it when I use my breakfast spoon to f**k myself

I want a big c*ck in me because spoons are to shiny but it's so widespread im afraid of getting the guy's balls trapped in me

It is so very very very big and flappy and i don't want a prickly cactus vagina anmore!

I'M NORMAL!

Is this normal????

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36% Normal
Based on 96 votes (35 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • iin2want2know
    11 years ago

    Thanks for this post, I needed the laugh.

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  • korn3654
    13 years ago

    Frosted flakes are ok...but corn flakes..that's just sick.

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    thats f*cking hilarious. XD

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  • Summerlove87
    14 years ago

    Um no it's not normal to shove a spoon full of " yesterdays cornflakes" in you vagina. Wow you're sick

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  • Alysin
    11 years ago

    Oh my god lol

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  • adolfluv69
    11 years ago

    YESH. it is purfectly normal. I live in germanie ((Baden-Württemberg for life!) and there females have large 'MINGE' (as you say) just like my ex ex wife used to do with spoons as well...the wooden kind. I have not ideas about why. I like your style of confession. you brave powerful WOMAN! Oneday you find for self nice man who love big minge.

    -Adolf K. xx

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  • sillyboydanny
    14 years ago

    hahaha I'm gonna have nightmares tonight lol!

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Try using a clean spoon next time.

    Alternatively, if you are afraid of losing a man's twig and berries in there, you can try using an adult toy.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    All I can say is what the fuck? WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCK? I could not read half this shit either but still WHAT THE FLYING FUCK! WHAT ARE YOU ON!

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  • diaperwolf21
    11 years ago

    Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!! Flappy vag!!!!!!!! *PUKES on floor then eats it*

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  • manii92
    11 years ago

    Y did u post this????

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    ok dont listen to those jerks. well every girl is made in their own way and it is normal and u just have to accept it tho. and trust me if its big enough to fit a guys balls in u then its big enough to get then out

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