Why isn't there a 'white friday'?

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I'm so sick of there always being a 'black' thing but we don't have the equal 'white' version.

Black History Month
Black Entertainment Television
United Negro College Fund
Black Ops
Black Death
Black Holes
Black Hawk Down
Black Widows
Black Gold
Blacklists
Black Magic
Black Sea

Black bears...come on!! We HAVE white bears, but they get called "polar bears" instead of being fair and calling them White Bears. White bears are better because they hunt for their own food, black bears just steal shit out of dumpsters.

Black beans?? Seriously. There's beans that are white but they're called navy beans, great northern beans or cannellini or some other shit. Not 'white'. Navy beans were (are) a miracle food and lended significantly to the building and defending of America. Sound familiar? Yeah, exactly like white people.

And now we have Black Friday!

We used to at least wish for a white Christmas but that's gone now! Goddamn global warming. And silly new phrases like 'go green this Christmas'. Fucking green gets more play these days than white!!

is it normal to find this world unfair to whites?

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PumpkinKate

11 years ago | pl

I think the world is too pro-menstrual cycle. Seriously, think about it

Red-eyes on cameras (everybody sees the glory of menstruation)
Red to correct errors on papers (period blood is ALWAYS right)
Red lights (stop and observe the magnanimous period)
Redskins (a team for PMSing)
Reddit (it has spread to the internet)
Red Lobster (even our food?)
Red Dead Redemption (pro-menstrual video game)
Red October (Sean Connery endorses an entire month of bleeding, if you haven't seen it)
Red Alerts (the most serious of them all)
Red Bull (the period-infused energy drink)

Why don't we all just put on our Red-sox t-shirts and go to Red Hot Chili Peppers concerts, sporting only the MOST POPULAR AND SEXY lipstick & nail polish - red, of course. In fact we should just slather ourselves in menses and be done with it. Geez. All this red is sexist.

Just because guys don't have a monthly problem they don't get anything? It's wrong.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  You HAD to go there, didn't you? Men = Blue.
  
  Bluetooth Device (it gets INSERTED in you)
  
  Blue Ribbon (the best) Red is the second place color. White is even less (3rd or 4th, depending), and is many times used to signify an inferior exhibit.
  
  Blue Ridge Mountains
  Blue Moon (a very special occurrence)
  Blue Book (the authority on what your car is worth, cos only MEN know cars)
  
  Blue Cross Blue Shield (Red Cross don't got no shield!)
  Blue Jeans (most popular clothing ever)
  Blues (popular music style)
  Blue Light Special
  Blue Angels (awesome pilots)
  Blue Bloods
  Blue Jays
  
  Blueberries? Of course. There's red berries but they get called raspberries.
  
  The sky is blue, the oceans are blue. That implies MEN gave us life AND sustain our life.
  
  Oh, and no one knows what it's like 'behind blue eyes', dontcha know. Cos blue eyes are special.
  
  People only care about 'blue eyes cryin' in the rain'. Fuck everybody else.
  
  'Blue suede shoes' are IT.
  
  Least we forget about 'Blue Man Group'.
  
  Eiffel 65 reports there's a blue guy who lives in a blue world. No such similar red world has been sung about.
  
  Half of the red things you mentioned are actually insults to Native Americans and not menstruation symbols. Hmm, MEN-struation?
  
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howaminotmyself

11 years ago

I don't have an answer for all your observations, and some have very obvious answers but Black Friday is a reference to the color of text used in accounting. Many companies are in the red (not making a profit) until the holiday season. The holiday season is a chance for them to turn a profit and therefore, the numbers in the books change from red to black. It is usually documented on white paper, or a white screen. If they made it white, you couldn't read it.

Now I can hear you asking, "why not make the paper black and use white ink?" And to that, I reply..."stop it."

And for those who "celebrate" Black Friday. Please shop locally!

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  11 years ago
  
  I know. 'Red' = Indians...bad! Black = yay! Looting the public to make a profit. Typical.
  
  And they both walk all over the white paper, taking up space and shit. Totally unfair.
  
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  - howaminotmyself
    
    11 years ago
    
    stop it
    
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    - PumpkinKate
      
      11 years ago
      
      he's just being silly, have a laugh at it :D
      
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    - charli.m
      
      11 years ago
      
      This.
      
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fissionmailed

11 years ago

Once you go black, you never go back.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yep. America will never have another white president again, which is scary. Herman Cain 2016!
  
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GuessWho

11 years ago

Yup.

The whole world is racist to white people.

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shuggy-chan

11 years ago

Cause every other day is white friday when ur white. White power

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- PumpkinKate
  
  11 years ago
  
  Shut it, you yellow chink. You're not one of us.
  
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  - Cohen
    
    11 years ago
    
    Not needed
    
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    - PumpkinKate
      
      11 years ago
      
      -.- it's a joke. Shuggy knows I <3 him. Lighten up! Laughter has a lot of beneficial effects for your mental AND physical health :D
      
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      - Cohen
        
        11 years ago
        
        Just making sure you're not a KKK advocate. No offense intended.
        
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        PumpkinKate
        
        11 years ago
        
        Oh. Nope. But they did protest Westboro Baptist church once. Strange how evil quarrels amongst itself.
        
        No offense taken. Shuggy is a good friend.
        
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manii92

11 years ago

Ur an idiot.. U have nothing else better to do with your life besides complain about white not being mentioned... Really guy??!

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1000yrVampireKing

11 years ago

They call it black Friday because people die on that day not that they are celebrating black people. That is kind of racist since if you think this true you are saying all blacks are poor.

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q25t

11 years ago

Albinos?

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Terence_the_viking

11 years ago

John can be black or white.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

so whats colored Friday. i think its unfair that the whites made cannabis illegal thats being unfair and on there part ungodly that they just don't give a fuck.
be happy your not native-american.

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Bmitch32

11 years ago

You must be really bored

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alv1592

11 years ago

Lol this is ridiculous. Most of those things you listed have nothing to do with black people. There's a channel mainly for black TV shows because there aren't many of them.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Oh really? What about Cops, Court TV, ESPN, etc.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    its true-tv now
    
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Energy

11 years ago

Are you serious? Be happy you're not black! All this racism going on..it's disgusting!

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dappled

11 years ago

Oh my! Why indeed isn't there a White Hawk Down? It sounds so funny.

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- PuppyPower
  
  11 years ago
  
  Haha. White hawk [=
  
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    I just laughed so much. Seriously, why is this so funny? It's killing me!
    
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    - PuppyPower
      
      11 years ago
      
      I'm killing you! >_>
      
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      - dappled
        
        11 years ago
        
        You might as well be kneeling on my throat and laughing as I choke. :P
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        Hey, dappled, stay with me, don't BLACK out!!
        
        I hope PuppyPower isn't the legendary 'Black Dog'.
        
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        PuppyPower
        
        11 years ago
        
        Hahahaha, dappled, you're funny. I'll decide weather on not I should kill you [=
        
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

This was hilarious and well-crafted. Kudos, sir. I believe you will take in many a fool.

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VioletTrees

11 years ago

Here, we usually call navy beans "white beans".

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Where's "here", some kind of Nazi compound? Seems like that's the only place you'd get away with that, sadly.
  
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  - VioletTrees
    
    11 years ago
    
    Hahahaha. Your commitment to this joke is pretty much glorious.
    
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SeverusFan23

11 years ago

Unfortunately, yes it is. Us whites deserve more things named after us. I'm not trying to be a racist.

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IrishPotato

11 years ago

I find that black people overreact and find things racism too fast.

Nothing to do with the topic, but it has to be said.

Example: Black guy gets pulled over by white cop?
RACISM!

White guy gets pulled over by black cop?
Commmited a public offense with his vehicle.

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thanksforthefreecar

11 years ago

Wow, you are way too Politically Correct.

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Are You Normal?

Why isn't there a 'white friday'?