Why is tom cruise like that?

A deliberation on the mores and morality of Thomas Cruise Mapother IV.

The latent heterosexuality engendered by his role in Top Gun. 7
The "tall man" syndrome resulting from his 6'6" frame. 8
Religious convictions that in no way include space aliens. 17
He was born without a wee willy winky. 17
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Comments ( 28 )
  • bronte_91

    He's fucked in the head. Plain and simple.

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  • evilblackkitty

    Katie has been sneaking cocaine into his bumhole for the last few years.

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  • jessica1617

    Haha Tom Cruise is a wack job... All that Scientology got to his head and made him crazy.

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  • jon87

    Tom Cruise is a bore

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  • Uzzie101

    [Comment removed by Church of Scientology, California, USA]

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    • la_uva_mojada

      WTF is the church of scientology removing comments for???

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      • Geneva5

        Tom Cruise is a dick snap ! Xenu warrior theitan space cash hubbard fucktool !

        Tom also likes to bum John travolta = homo !

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  • Peek-a-Boo

    Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
    Just be glad him is not you
    If you had Tom Cruises trouble
    You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
    You'd flash your big, bad, shinny smile
    You'd buy expensive shoes
    But you would be the only man on earth
    That couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

    :P "Jonathan Coulton - Tom Cruise Crazy" <-- Google search it and love it ^~

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    • Peek-a-Boo

      I mean *Youtube search it and love it >.>

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  • DiscoDuck

    Nothing wrong with Tom Cruise, he is as normal as anyone else. You are all just a bunch of Haters!

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  • VioletTrees

    Because he's in a cult?

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  • dappled

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  • Tom cruise a a shorty. He's 5'6 , but looks more like 5'3.

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  • Tom Cruise scares me 0_o
    Oh and I know who the poster of this IIN is:)

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    • dappled

      Did you guess right? :)

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  • zenji

    He's just a weird, but sweet guy who got lucky in hollywood.

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  • karmasAbich

    He is a bad actor =(

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    That's because Tom lives in a bubble.

    http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Voices-From-the-Bubble

    "It’s hard to describe the bubble in which these folks live, but I’ll try. They are financially successful in ways most people can scarcely imagine; their whims are treated as commands; outrageous or boorish behavior is condoned; they travel in limos and fly (often privately) between their multiple homes; they hobnob with politicians who come to them for advice and input (and money); the glamour of their business rubs off on them and gives them access and a sense of importance and wisdom."

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  • GinnyWeasley

    most of his movies suck, but he is pretty good in "interview with a vampire" as lestat

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  • idon'tknow

    "The "tall man" syndrome resulting from his 6'6" frame."

    LOLWUT? Tom Cruise is pretty short actually - 5'7" according to IMDB, which is shorter than me (I'm female, and half an inch taller). If he has anything, he'd have "Napolean syndrome", not "tall man" syndrome.

    jessicia16 - my younger brother is 6'7".

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  • tom cruise is great and i have enjoyed his movies a lot

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  • jessicia16

    Tom Cruise is the hottest guy alive in my opinion , but hes not 6'6" fyi , hes 5'6" ... 6'6" is like circus freak size ^___^

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    • norcalbuddha

      This is exactly what I was going to post!

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  • la_uva_mojada

    I remember when I was like 8 years old I saw risky business at the movie theatre and back then he was SO FINE.. by the way that movie isn't a bad one to watch.. anyway, ever since he divorced Nicole I think he hasn't been happy at all. He loved Nicole and he was a jackass to think he was hot shit and divorce her. She was the best thing he had and he blew it.

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  • LatexKittie

    Like what? Gay? Short? Weird? Self-Centered? A Scientologist?

    You gotta me more specific than that. He has so many 'things', after all.

    -lk

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  • anya07

    what you mean by saying like that.If appearance I dotn find him ugly or unattractive but I hate the way he lives,behaves like he is a hero

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  • luicyyou

    lol hes in love

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    • la_uva_mojada

      WTF ever..

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