Why is tom cruise like that?
A deliberation on the mores and morality of Thomas Cruise Mapother IV.
| The latent heterosexuality engendered by his role in Top Gun. | 7 | |
| The "tall man" syndrome resulting from his 6'6" frame. | 8 | |
| Religious convictions that in no way include space aliens. | 17 | |
| He was born without a wee willy winky. | 17 | |
| Other (Add a comment) | 8 |