Why is there so many ways to say vagina?

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Really curious why the vagina specifically has a thousand ways to say it. I think there's I don't know I guess more worthy things deserving of so many ways to say it lol I don't know just curious on other peoples thoughts! I do get if youre in bed saying vagina is probably a turn off vs one of the hundred other ways to say it but i cannot think of any other noun that has so many words to say it.

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  • Boojum
    6 years ago

    Thanks. Some interesting ones there that I don't recall hearing before. Some pretty disgusting ones as well.

    Equal time for alternative penis terms:

    "Oh, baby, let me put my disco stick in your stench trench!"

    "Come on baby, put your meat puppet in my slop hole."

    "I'm gonna put my love steak in your meat tunnel and tenderize you."

    "Baby, my basilisk needs to visit the Republic of Labia tonight."

    "Put your pork sword where Uncle's doodle goes."

    "I want you to lock my anaconda up in your dick dungeon."

    "Hey, baby, my rusty axe wound is hot for your gag mallet."

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    • S12207
      6 years ago

      Lol ya you have some pretty ronchy ones too!

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    i like the camel toe song by the beach boys its on youtube

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  • rayb12
    6 years ago

    I have another question. Which is which one women like to hear? I had a past partner who hated 'vagina' pussy was alright, and we'd usually just say 'v'.

    I recently wrote like 10 pages of erotica to this woman using 'pussy' and I think that really offended her.

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  • Boojum
    6 years ago

    So are there a hundred different ways of referring to the vagina, or thousands?

    Unless you include deeply silly terms, I find it hard to believe there are really a thousand alternative words or phrases, but I would genuinely like to see such a list.

    I'd be willing to bet there are more informal and slang terms for the penis than there are for the vagina.

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    • rayb12
      6 years ago

      There's a great list online including wonders such as roastbeef, meat wallet, and the ever popular, wizard's sleeve.

      I vote we bring back slizz

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      • e51pegasi
        6 years ago

        Growler needs more use as well.

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        • Murun
          6 years ago

          I always liked 'Beetle bonnet' for the pubic mound, due to its resemblance to the front lid of the famous VW product.

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      • Boojum
        6 years ago

        "Wizard's sleeve" is definitely on the extremely silly list, as far as I'm concerned. "Ooooh, baby, I'm gonna slip my magic wand up your wizard's sleeve!" Riiiight.

        I have seen the lists. A lot of the terms are disrespectful or even stomach-churning and, in the terms of the OP, not something a sane man would use with a woman he's in bed with.

        I'd never heard of "slizz", but I like that. If you're doing things right, it's actually onomatopoeic, which is pretty cool.

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