Why is slenderman so hot in my eyes

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The feeling is real. I always try to imagine him uncensored. I get horny when I think about his peewee. Size doesn't matter to me. It's ok. I want to be embraced by him with all his tentacles chaining my body in a romantic manner. I want to fancy his void, pale lonely face with a generic lip's mark. I would love to sleep under his armpit no matter left or right. But he's not real! Sigh. I wish real man can grow tentacles, get baldy and hide their face at will. Actually, my question is, is it normal to think that Mr. Slendy as attractive?

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Based on 38 votes (17 yes)

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RoseIsabella

8 years ago

Slender Man ain't got no peenie, that's why he's such meanie.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Gotta love that rhyme. It worth some pennies.
  
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[Old Memory]

8 years ago

why do Slenderman? Maybe it's the suit and tie

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regisphilbin

8 years ago

maybe because he's so mysterious.

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seekelp

8 years ago

I think it's the same reason some people are into vampires...

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Faceless

8 years ago

Ok 15 year old. do your fuckin homework.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Nope. I am about to enter 19. Who said someone can't be attracted toward fictional being even though he/she sounds immature.
  
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  - Faceless
    
    8 years ago
    
    Grow the fuck up. The curve will be slight and harsh for you.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      Thank you for giving advice but I'll act mature whenever I want to at appropriate time. This is just an expression of my feeling. It's not like I don't already know about that shit.
      
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    8 years ago
    
    How do you enter 19 is there some type of contract you will be signing?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      Haha. Damn. Being a non native English speaker can be tough. I always give other meaning unintentionally when constructing sentences. XD
      No, you don't need to sign any contracts to enter 19, lol. ;)
      You just have to bring hormone along with you.
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        8 years ago
        
        Oh you are fine I am just joshing you! :) I hope you are having a wonderful day !!!
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        8 years ago
        
        Teehee. You're a sweet user. Good day! :D
        
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Aries

8 years ago

I suppose you could put a mask on an octopus and fuck that . . normal to me o.O

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imprettypissed

8 years ago

2012 called and wants you back

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  No. I refused. XD
  
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  - modernism
    
    8 years ago
    
    You're so sweet - you handle everyone's comments so well. Just wanted to point that out. :)
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      Why thank you venant. I managed to always keep cool here as I learnt a lot from my past mistakes. ;)
      
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Shrunk

8 years ago

Well, I feel similarly for the Happy Mask Salesman in LoZ, so I got you...hehe

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? Lol, can't believe he has secret admirer. That one is truly creepy and that cracked up face Moon too. Slendy is not creepy at all.
  
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  - Shrunk
    
    8 years ago
    
    Psshhh, the Happy Mask Salesman is sexy AF! and I know i'm not the only one to think so...xD
    He is too cute to be creepy... and the moon just looks funny to me
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      I like the way he grins non-stop. It's hard to find someone like that who can hold his grin for more than 24 hours. Maybe only him I guess. I thought the giants look funnier, lol.
      
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VinnyB

8 years ago

Is this like a superhero or something?

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- squirrelgirl
  
  8 years ago
  
  Slenderman was originally created in a SomethingAwful contest to create an urban legend. From there, he became sort of took on a life of his own and became a part of internet horror story lore, known collectively as "creepypasta" which also includes the likes of a fictional teenage serial killer named Jeff the Killer and numerous others of varying degrees of infamy.
  
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  - VinnyB
    
    8 years ago
    
    Oh this was double good information. Because I've seen the term creepypasta here too and I had no idea what that was either. Thank you.
    
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    - squirrelgirl
      
      8 years ago
      
      You're welcome! Glad I could help.
      
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- [Old Memory]
  
  8 years ago
  
  He is a boogeyman some kids made up on the internet.
  
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