Why is god an ass?

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God is a real Ass for not giving me a wife and family which he has blessed so many others with that gift of life. But then again with so many women today that very high maintenance, independent, selfish, spoiled, and very greedy, certainly explains it since the women of today are Nothing like the women of years ago that were so much Nicer and much Easier to meet. If only God could've made Good women like years ago which would've made a big difference since many of us by now would've been married with our own family too.

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  • Forestheart
    8 years ago

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    Did I get it right, Redcoats?

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      :-)

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      • Forestheart
        8 years ago

        I'll take that as a yes.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    What if God was one of those guys on 'to catch a predator'.

    Think about it.

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  • Niggers_on_welfare
    8 years ago

    Yes, unfortunately conservative media is quite intolerable as well, much like the politicians with the same labels. Perhaps the real problem is the majority of population not being able to actually think for themselves, hence the easy manipulation. In my humble opinion these non consequential idealistic views can be more easily sold through liberal media than anything conservative media could hope to convey.

    Self involved nihilists! Well I confess to having a smidgen of that in my character as well. Unfortunately no idealistic, just realistic.

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    • CountessDouche
      8 years ago

      When you put it that way, I do agree. The media in general likes to gift wrap ideas in the most simple manner, tie them up with a little bow, and hand them over to the lazy tard public. There was another post on gun control, where that "billy goat" dude, whatever his name is now, made a great point about the people's oversimplified understanding about the second amendment, which is a perfect example of conservative media doing more of the same.

      However, you are 100% right that liberal media sources line up a little better with the public's consensus that "tolerance is good because it's tolerant, and nice and things...because it's...good, you know?" I do think some liberal ideas do lend themselves to reasoning and logic, but that's never shopped because people just don't care WHY they should love everyone and rainbows and unicorns; they only care that if they don't, people will think they're cunts, and we can't have that, no sir.

      I'm a total nihilist myself ; )

      I tend to avoid political discussions. Feels like slamming your head against the wall. Such a joke : D

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      • Beep_Beep
        8 years ago

        Thank you, Countess. My mind needed a good douche. 8-)

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    God is very kind.

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    8 years ago

    There's nothing no god or deity can do for a man that he can't do for himself.

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    • FJK_frm_AK25
      8 years ago

      4 real..go out n try gettn that shit instead of waiting for it to cum to u cuz ul b waiting a grip

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  • Unimportant
    8 years ago

    Because people made him up, and people are asses as well.

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    • FJK_frm_AK25
      8 years ago

      Ur unimportant

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  • TrunksHitachi
    8 years ago

    I reported your question. Good luck in the Hellfire

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  • Zeus_
    8 years ago

    Don't blame your own inadequacies to attract a mate, on a fictional being. Truth is, you failed to accomplish what todays woman looks for in a man. You failed, not a deity's fault.

    As for [American] women making lousy wives today, that is mostly true, and everything to do with a lousy economy, women giving up their roles as house wives for absolute independence from men [although inevitable]. Consequently, what we knew about marriage and family takes a hit, collateral damage: the male. Marriage becomes practically obsolete. Young males are reared to be less ambitious [ref the staggering low count of males attending higher academia]. Today, males need to learn to man up, work harder, and forget about dreams of having that family his grandfather and great grandfather had, because those women those men had to choose from, no longer exist. Many children today are latch key children, unless there are living grandparents who want to stand in as second parents for their grandchild.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Ugh, the way you feel sorry for yourself, and try to convince the rest of us that you're some sort of victim of God, society or women is just nauseating. Why don't you take a look in the mirror? Maybe you're to blame for some of your problems.

    If one person tells you you have a tail you need not worry, but if 10 people tell you you have a tail you should probably have a look back there, and buy yourself a brush as well. It looks to me it seems to me that you have a tail, dude.

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    • FJK_frm_AK25
      8 years ago

      I'd love to have tail I'd b one of a kind like a unicorn

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Hmm, what kinda tail would I like?

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  • horny_simpletons
    8 years ago

    I thought this was going to be about the anti-gay part of the bible and other contradictions...but this is selfish. God wants us to do things ourselves when we can. Instead of praying for what you want, pray for what you need, to give thanks, and to lift others' burdens.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    Well the way that women have changed over the years is the real reason why many of us good men are still single which there is no reason to blame ourselves at all, especially the ones that have their careers today which now most of them are much more spoiled then ever. Many of us Good men are everywhere now, it is just too bad they Don't see it. God is part to blame for that one, but then again most women are out of control these days.

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    • CountessDouche
      8 years ago | pl

      Are you replying to yourself, mong?

      If you believe in the traditional notion of god, then you believe in free will. So it follows that god doesn't make any women that way, women chose to make themselves that way.

      Anywho, I don't know what type of girls you're canoodling with, but I've met plenty that aren't like that. You sound like an angry angry virgin.

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      • nobody13
        8 years ago

        "[A]ngry angry virgin," sounds like some kind of board game... I wonder what the rules would be?

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        • CountessDouche
          8 years ago

          Hahaha best comment ever. It probably involves throwing the dice at the board in disgust and then furiously masturbating using your own tears as lube, followed by crying yourself to sleep.

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          • nobody13
            8 years ago

            Go to bed. Go directly to bed. Do not view porn. Do not do anything other than cry yourself to sleep.

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            • CountessDouche
              8 years ago

              Do not naughty touch, go.

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        • RoseIsabella
          8 years ago

          Like Hungry Hungry Hippos?

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      • bucho's_butt
        8 years ago

        I love that you say canoodling. What a cool word. I've added that to my regular vocabulary. You're the coolest miss Douche.

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        • CountessDouche
          8 years ago

          Hahaha. Thank you : )

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          • Niggers_on_welfare
            8 years ago

            I don't know why my response post to you went up as an actual comment. These damn trolls and their trolling.

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      • Niggers_on_welfare
        8 years ago

        Ignore my screen name just for the sake of the post. While OP is clearly sexually frustrated and irrational due to religion (perhaps not entirely his fault as he may have been brain washed since birth with it). American women have become very strange, the liberal media has led a relentless campaign that has brain washed many of them into having absolutely no idea who they are and what they want out of life.

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        • CountessDouche
          8 years ago

          Anyways, I always ignore the screen names like this. It has no bearing on your comment. If you present a good argument, I'm more than happy to read it.

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        • CountessDouche
          8 years ago

          Lol...I'm not exactly sure what's with the rampant consensus that all of life's evils can be blamed on "the liberal media." In my experience, conservative media is just as filthy...all biased media is.

          Anyways, I live in a college town, and the consumption of any type of media that might be considered remotely educational is rare as fuck. I'm assuming the type of self righteous entitlement you're talking about comes from some re-digested backdrip of political correctness and convoluted reinterpretations of feminism? If that's the case you're arguing, I'd say you're wrong. A lot if the people I come across are self involved nihilists with very superficial and non consequential idealistic views which have nothing to do with "liberal media." It has more to do with misinformation and pure laziness.

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    • billygoatgruff
      8 years ago

      I never hear this argument made in the other direction. There are also millions of single women. I am sure many of them are also nice people. Maybe these nice men are not with one of those single nice women because, they don't think her being nice is enough. Maybe he rejected, or never considered in the first place, perfectly nice women because he found them unattractive or overweight or something else. But then when a woman he is attracted to rejects him he doesn't understand it because he is nice and that is somehow all that should matter to her.

      Most people in the world are nice normal everyday people. If that is all anyone is looking for in a made there would be very few single people in the world. But that is not the only thing most people are looking for. Both men and women normally want someone they are attracted to, that they have specific interests in common, and many other things.

      If all you are looking for in a woman is that she is single and nice, you should have no problem finding one. If you are looking for anything more, than you shouldn't complain yourself that a girl rejected you dispite the fact that you are nice.

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    • noid
      8 years ago

      There are a bunch of bad men out there too.

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