Why here, why now?

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I was born in what you would call the year 2161. I was abducted by aleins. They kept me on their ship for what felt like years, but I really have no idea. They returned me to Earth, but to the year 2014. They gave me a new identity. I have a family and job all who seem to think they have know me forever. I assume the aleins implanted memories in their minds. But they left me knowing the truth. There must be a reason they dropped me here, but I can't figure it out.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    They want you to study Earth and the human race. Be ready to report your findings when they come back.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    You too?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    so yall knows the history of the future then

    any insight bout future triumphs & conflicts?

    any hot lottery numbers or stock tips?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      As you might imagine, I didn't have a listing of lottery results from over a hundred years ago with me when I was abducted. The history we are taught is either incorrect, or I am in a different time line because we have a centralized world government and we are told it has been that way for over 500 years. So I really know little of this time period.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        8 years ago

        got any insights for us then?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Well in my time everything is nucular power so maybe invest in that, but I don't know exactly when that is going to really pay off for you. Also, religion has been completely abandoned, so I wouldn't waste my time with it. The biggest difference between where I am from and here is society works together for the benefit of everyone. I would recommend not being so focused on material needs and differences. But where I am from, that is just common sense.

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  • KingTermite
    8 years ago

    The flaw in your story is the part where they've known you "forever". Have they all been alive since the beginning of time?

    Ok, just kidding about that, but...

    You weren't supposed to tell. The only way to avoid being vaporized is to dig out the tracking chip they implanted in your left butt cheek. Medical science in the present time can not detect it, so it won't show up on an x-ray or MRI, you have to do it yourself. If you use any sort of anesthesia it will worm it's way to another part of your body, so just find something to bite on and get on with the work that must be done. But hurry, they'll be on their way and looking for you now that you've spilled their secret.

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    • itsnotnormal2
      8 years ago

      You are a fucking idiot.

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