Why does my boyfriend fan his farts at me inconspiciously!?

I just don't get it! Sometimes my boyfriend would fan his farts at me inconspiciously for no reason! I really hate the dirty smell! Is this normal at all? (-_-)

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Comments ( 16 )
  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Because it's funny.

    Fart back at him.

    (and yes you fart too. as a woman i fully admit that girls fart too. the ones who claim they don't are lying)

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  • CountryRoads

    The title of this just made me laugh out loud for an extended period of time.

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    • MauriceLikesChicks1015

      Same LMAO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • dappled

      I'm so glad I'm not alone on this. I was going to comment and be honest, as I always am, but I was afraid no-one else would be as amused as I was. As a title for an IIN story, it's about the best I've ever seen.

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      • Zoroaster

        So true, and being honest, seeing that IIN caption had me holding my sides with laughter. I think its pretty funny that the poster's boyfriend fanned them to her face, icing on the cake of laughter.

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  • seali001

    Cause he's a nasty ass creep!

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  • Shove a baseball up his ass next time he does it again :p

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  • ck38

    My boyfriends motto used to be "love me, love my farts"
    I think it's very normal

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  • artsy

    omg finaly! my boyfriend does the same thing! @ck38 whats ur bf name mine says the same thing! yesterday we were watching a movie and he siad let me see ur hand (he does this often) and every time i think he will kiss it but everytime he has to fart he says let me see ur hand and i fall for it every time so he grabs my hand and farts on it, he farted on it for 5 minutes straight! and hes really strong so when i try to move my hand i cant cuz hes so strong and that night he had five huge bowls of chili from el polo loco and it smelled horriable and i said eww and hes like if u love me u love my farts, smells, and burps and then he burped and blew it on me and he tells his friends thats what i do to him so when ever he has a party (im the only girl) they all think its ok to let loose cuz they think i do it to him and when were out in public he bames it on me and like yells omg ashlynn that smells horriable that was one heck of a fart! and everyone stares at me so i tell my parents about him and how hes so much like my 12 year old brother and they just laugh and say thats histerical!

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  • fleurdafluer

    Haha!

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  • Chokolate

    lmfao

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  • BallerinaCass

    Ew haha my brother used to do that to me when we were younger!!

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  • Darkoil

    Hahahaha i had a good laugh at that. Sucks to be you though.

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  • rayst

    No tell him you're not his bro or guy friend

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  • howaminotmyself

    Fart back.

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  • aussiewolf

    because farts are funny!

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